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I bet Bacon brings that flip chart out and just replaces the names every week.

Surely you could get Haaland for that sort of cash?

Agree with both. Surely got to be a toss up between those two.

Any bets on the first manager in the PL to be sacked?

What kid would want to stay at this shit show, like. A mouldy fucking stadium and ice baths in plastic barrels.

Rewatched that Neil Warnock documentary on YouTube recently. Brilliant. Highly recommended to folks that haven't seen it yet.

Fucking hell, Watford Liking West Ham and Burnley kits from Umbro. Very smart.

Aye. He'll be one of the signings of the season, not least for that value. Didn't Rafa want him here?

Only on loan, mind.

Bielsa is as clear a football genius as there is. Remarkable man that can do it at any level. He'd get Orient into PL.

Does a great job of being shite in toothless relegation fodder sides. Will fit right in.

Fucking love Colin, like. Seems a really nice bloke.

Fading to pink. Appropriate.

Fuck Villa, man

Spending big money for that Europa League place next season.

It's the only way the cunt will be off, but all this legal wrangling suggests that both sides involved in the deal are tied to one another for the long term/until these fucking court cases are over.

What's your point

Great for a career move, but rank hypocrisy. 'Member of the Order of the British Empire', ffs. And yes, of course that's not at all surprising from footballers/celebrities these days. It's just a sad indictment that many of them think getting a silver medal from that lot sends a powerful message.

I like Marcus Rashford and absolutely commend everything he's done in recent years to help kids in poverty, but something rings hollow when he's prepared to accepted an MBE from the fucking royal family. Wish more people of his profile would tell them to get fucked.

Fuck me, this is grim news.

Demarai Gray for £1.5 million is an absolute steal.

A half pounder rather than a quarter for this fat cunt tonight. He'll be badgering his way through that side portion of corn on the cob too.

Still can't fucking believe this. This club is fucking cursed.

He's here until a fucking heart attack.

Imagine any of the top 10 last season lining up a schedule of ore-season friendlies with the sort of shite this club has, and still lose to them