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You've got to be some weapon to wear a football shirt for fashion, mind

Heard he carries a game of buckaroo round with him too

Adam P is NUFC's equivalent of Joe Rogan.

Manure does Brokeback Mountain

I would say that the one (possible) caveat here is that at the very least there's a notion of heritage behind the football league in England.

Mbappe is undoubtedly one of the world at the moment. We'll see how long that lasts once he loses his pace, however.

So they're offering him a one year deal? Or is that essentially a loan fee and his contract would remain with PSG?

He'll go imo.

It looks like last year's shirt but like when an old person increases the text size on their phone.

Genuinely wouldn't loan him out unless it's to a football-playing Champo side.

Tottenham

Eddie will get Adno where we need him to be, I've absolutely no doubt

I appreciate it's part of a wider marketing strategy, but I hate playing teams from the same league in friendlies.

Dummett really is shit, mind. It's fucking ridiculous he's still on the books as a player

Friendly or not, I fucking hate Villa. Give the lot of them soft tissue injuries that'll keep them out for a few weeks.

If anyone's having a go at @MrRaspberryJamaalLascelles, they'll have to get through wuh first.

Whilst I'm sure he's a key man in the dressing room, I do wish Dummett wouldn't play football for us again

Player good he become will

Mason Mount and Rice prices are utterly absurd

Surrounded by players that would likely struggle in League 1. Aye. Magic.

Aye. That's fucking immense, like. An absolute testament to the man

Pretty depressing that vid, like. Fucking soulless.

Spot on.

And those other two feckless twats that follow him around like a lost fucking puppy. Hated those inept cunts whilst they were here.