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Ah, fuck. Kill ‘iz

The ESL cunts creating their own mini league in the PL this year, then.

Wonder who City will bin off to fit him in? Mahrez? Sterling?

Lukaku has to be one of my favourite players in the modern game at the moment. Always a threat and works his bollocks off for the team. He's matured under fantastic coaching at Inter, so think he'll be a very different proposition should he return to the PL this time.

He'll be this year's Hendrick.

If anything, all this money being spunked by the 'Big 6' - which vastly blows the spending of the other big CSL clubs out if the water by the way - will absolutely reinforce this cabal-like approach to the PL this season. 'If you won't give us what we want, we'll piss all over you, buy whomever want, and you'll be forced to let us go'

I would imagine Big Steve fondling his phone to get him to come as we speak. 'Geet in tha box Jow and get wuhsel' a mowv to a big club'.

If he plays like he did at the end of last season and he'll get a move to a more progressive team in a year or so. He might see the regular football here as a risk worth taking.

I don't think Armstrong will cut it in the PL, personally.

How has Ashley been able to sustain running the club on the shoestring and the club not collapsing? Genuine question. A loyal fan base willing to cough up? That he spends only when in the absolute shit and stopping a Mackem-esque collapse?

I reckon he might go to Spurs

Lukaku apparently wants to go to Chelsea

Aye. They're fucked.

None of those players come even remotely close to offering what Maddison does for the team. Really rate him. Great player and articulate too. Would be irritated to seem him go to Arsenal rather than stay at Leicester

Imagine if we had owner that would have invested the Carroll money back in 2010 like Villa's lot have done. They will 100% be a better team this season.

So our backup strike force is Dwight. Gayle. Top stuff.

Lukaku should surely be valued at a similar amount to Kane?

Lukaku would be mad to go back to Chelsea

5 and a half fucking years. Christ.

One club man Harry Kane been fined.

Just looking at transfer ins and outs for the Championship. Only £18 million has been spent so far between all 24 clubs. £12.5 of that came from Harry Wilson's move to Fulham... In the PL meanwhile...

Is that their new badge?

Wonder if his Mrs will get some flowas marra

I don't rate Cantwell, mind, Brummie. Surely another top striker is a must?

I'd certainly be more worried if I was a Spurs fan selling Kane than if I were a Villa fan selling Grealish.