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LOL. The perfect Everton signing. He's looked way out of his depth in the PL every time I've seen him.

It just looks a bit too big/not conducive to a proper team atmosphere

One of the most nailed on moves imo. Surely no top level European side would touch him a shitty stick, and certainly not on the wages he'd be after.

State of that Wham shirt

He really needs to be moved on, like

Would love to slap that smug cunt

He'd be absolutely brilliant, like. Proper difference maker

Good. Deserved.

Lunch on laps during the Ashley era. And wuh had to bring wuh own. SD vending machines everywhere with a bottle of Aldi water for a fiver.

That sponsor

I like him. Excellent addition in the context of needing to build a squad and have several options. Will be a great addition under Howe. I'd say a RM would be very welcome at this stage, but I think with Barnes we'll get flexibility in how we attack teams.

I yearn for the days of you shite houses signing players of the calibre of Wes fucking Hoolihan again...

Couldn't agree more. It's like they're fucking moving into the afterlife, the way it's pitched

Looks like Billy Mitchell

Despite that purple patch under Howe, he'd still not fill me confidence as a back up.

Read today that arsenal want 50 fucking million for Balogun

They want 60 million apparently.

Jesus. Yet they somehow go completely under the radar in the context of discussions around big spending clubs.

I didn't even know they'd binned off the other bloke

Richards offers absolutely fuck all when it comes to punditry. Seemingly there for 'the bants'. He's like the village idiot whenever I've seen him on a panel.

It was always gaanin one way after the vegan croissants

I really don't like Mason Mount for some reason.