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Tha propa Engerlish way

Is any other platform showing Serie A aside from BT? Really fancy getting into it this season. Would have loved a La Liga-Amazon type sub which is only about £7 a month.

Aye. Nailed it.

'Wheys geet up, g'aan fa wuh baycon rowl, g'aan sey Lee, watch Graham tayk trayn'in, then g'as fuh wuh kebaab and a paynt'. Fat fucking cunt.

Wow. That's extraordinary, like.

Spurs are fantastically short on quality at CB and up front

Carter Vickers is absolutely fucking crap. Would fit right in here

He's had a good day oot man, ffs

Looks like it's out of a slot machine.

That Bournemouth winger Danjuma going to Villarreal for 20-odd million. Think Villa might have been after him at some point this summer.

Not one player has improved under Bruce. Not one.

Aye. The players they've signed recently will have them stand still at best.

Nice easy game to bed their new players in.

Got to ask what he's doing with a grenade in his house in the first place

Great stories.

Barca apparently want Aubameyang

If that happens, I'll drink my own piss.

100%. They wouldn't dare have folk on that would give him a badgering

Still fucking seething that Krapth played. He's only there because the fat cunt in the dugout wants to make a point - which is seemingly much more important to him than putting out the best team.

I wouldn't class Castore as luxury.

I've always thought the Castore logo looks like knock-off Fred Perry gear you'd buy for a tenner in Portugal.

There's something seriously wrong with you if you're paying one hundred and sixty-five fucking quid for a hoodie with 'Newcastle' on it, let alone that it's made by a brand hardly anyone has heard of. Piss takers.

Been reading up on the way Simeone trains and prepares Atletico. Fuck me. It's from a different planet to this fat cunt. Simeone is able to get players to sweat blood for him, yet I can't think of one single player that Bruce has managed in the entirety of his managerial career that has become a better player under him.

Fat cunt. Wait until the patronising comments kick in later. Only way he's going is if it's in a fucking black ambulance.