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Over City, Real seem like Brighton

Hope Carlo fucking schools them. I think it'll be City's year, unfortunately, mind

I'd doubt if they could afford his wages tbh. He's another one who should be paid off, really

But a pretty one-sided final

Wilder definitely be with Yemms in the paaab on Monday talking about forrens

The groundsmen at Bayern put too much water on the pitch, seemingly

Upamecano being properly shown up by City over these two ties

Proper coupon-busters in the Champo tonight

Fanx for dat insight, Wio. Wanker.

Bayern have had their chances, like

Coventry, Preston and Norwich, man. Get it together ffs

Christ, that's ludicrous

John Yems might be looking for a mate to share a pint with

The north v. south shit was fucking hilarious. What a complete ignorance of the game and it's history/heritage in England

Genuinely think the guy is the best manager in my lifetime as a football supporter. What a fucking CV

Hope he gets it, like. What a player. Would Betis have much to play for in the final few games?

He'll try some sort of dodgy accounting trick, seemingly like he's done for most of his professional life going by his CV and the fact he's a fucking idiot

West Ham have a fucking cheek, like. Stadium costs vastly subsidised by taxpayer and still charging 700 quid to be a mascot

My thinking on this is that there have been a number of top clubs that just can't get their shit together at the mo, and older, wiser, more experienced and successful manager like Emery would be a vastly better option than, say, a 'young up and coming guy' like Potter. Clubs like Juve, Atleti, Chelsea, Spurs etc wouldn't go far wrong in going for Emery.

Will put a few quid on him going to Villa based on absolutely nothing whatsoever

I have a sense one of the elite clubs might come in for Emery this summer actually.

Please let there be pics.

Absolutely brilliant, that. Seems like a decent bloke too - clearly trying to communicate in different languages to the players. Stick him in the aforementioned, toxic, environment of PL officiating and I dare say he'd turn to shite. Absolutely support the mic'ing of refs though.

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