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Fat Frank will never not be funny.

Toney would have telt ye

Would he have got a payrise going there?

Either of the Milan teams will get a pasting from the winner of Real-City, mind. Will shape up to be a pretty one-sided final whatever, given the sides of the draw.

Such a punchable face too.

Really struggling to understand what João Felix does, like. He's not a wing forward, he's not a no.10, and he doesn't score goals.

Comes across as a right fucking weapon, this bloke How did he make so much money?

That'll end well.

Genuinely think Bellingham wouldn't be a risk (in terms of performances) at all. He's got everything and his attitude is spot on

Bayern have offered nothing but pot shots all night. Commentators creaming their pants over City is fucking grim

Cock.

Bollocks

The ball control in this game by both sets of players has been insane, like

Coma'ff it. That's mental.

Musiala has great feet

The crown gan mild

I preferred when we were playing the likes of the mighty York City on a school playing field tbh.

Sancho has been a fucking waste of money. If 'playing really well lately' is the yardstick for a 350k a week player who's got only 4 goals and 2 assists in the PL this year is your yardstick then kudos. Long may that continue for your shithouse club.

I reckon Osimhen to Chelsea is as nailed on a signing as you'll see this summer. They'll pay a world record fee for him too imo. Something like 180 million

Both of these sides are going straight back down. Kompany will move on in the summer imo

Dean Spliff, man

Sheffield United are fucking crap, like. Not once thought that they'll do anything other than go straight back down next year. That Heckingbottom is also a fucking neanderthal - much of the 'stick it in the mixer' - type.

Done. Cheers marra.

Keep going marra

How do you ignore folk mate?