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I've always thought he looks like a black cab driver

Momentum-winning wins for Brighton and Villa though

Been a shit day for us results-wise

Would love it if that lot went down

I doubt that, tbh. It's small time

Well, at least this ensures a football-dodging weekend for me

Would genuinely prefer Manure and Spurs over this lot.

Que media wankfest over Villa.

Please sub Burn, for fucks sake

Burn is in need of a rest, like

Fucking hate this lot

Arrrgh for fucks sake.

He's a top top manager, like.

#StartTargett

Ok ok, fair

Many others are twats too. There's no twat hierarchy. They're cartoon characters, man.

Eh? They're both fucking twats, man.

I hate that cunt Edit: not you @Optimistic Nut, you're a legend

Think we'll lose unfortunately

The Upshot is fucking brilliant, like. Love the way they tell these. 'His piss was filled with enough coke to kill a polar bear'

In my own mind, you are actually Alan Pardew.

Kudos to Sevilla, like. Absolutely cracking result for them.

So they're trying to get around the rule if signing players on no more than 5-year contracts.by then getting them through the door and extending them by 10 years. Dodgy fucking cunts