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In 2 years he did one thing of note that I can remember - a header on to Shelvey v. Sheff Utd away. That was it. In 2 years. He was finished when he rocked up.

Bloody hell There for the bants, clearly.

Norwich in for Ajer apparently

The club are advertising for a Head Sports Scientist, I see. I wonder if that, also, is Jones's doing.

Messi player manager in a couple of years

I doubt he'll get off from the charges he's facing by the sounds of things

Who's managing Wales during the tournament?

Can see Pogba being hoyed out on the wing like Matuidi in the W/C

Really can't stand Southgate. He's like the lickarse kid at school who's got side parting, shiny black shoes and his hand is always up answering questions. Twat.

It'll be interesting to see how they spend this summer

Only Deschamps stands between France and the title imo. Much will depend on who he plays up front. Not playing Benzema in favour of Griezemann/Giroud would be a huge mistake.

Nuno favourite for Everton now? Palace for fat Frank?

Christ.

Tbf, I've got AC from the (late) 2000s and Dummett from 2010s. What a pair.

Except we're owned by a skinflint cunt who won't give you the steam off his piss and Everton fans seem to hound out managers every season, but aye.

Live in hope that one day we'll produce more than one decent top level player per decade from the academy

Both are as thick as pig shit. We've been craving a defender with a braincell for many a year.

There always seems a sense of entitlement with them. They're a solid mid-table PL club. Always have been, always will be.

Everlol. Fuck you. Cunts. Remind me of us after Bobby and pre-Ashley. Spunking loads of cash on big names and standing still. Would be gutted to see Rafa there. Fucking detestable club in recent years.

Surprised Lampard hasn't been linked with Everton. Wonder if they'd approach Conte as well as the other lot on their shortlist.

Excellent news. Was far too good for those twats.

They'll spunk another shit load entirely disproportionate to their stature and still end up finishing mid table. The wankers.

The state of the whole stadium is a disgrace tbh. At least keep it clean, ffs.

A central midfielder and a striker this summer, which they’ll doubtless buy for £150m+, and they’ll be clear by a long shot.