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Bassett on phone to fat Ash there

Some of the better pundits on BBC have been a Henry, Lenard and, especially, Seedorf. Articulate and knowledgeable.

Couldn't think of anyone less qualified for the job tbh.

If Carver gets it were nailed on to go down imo. We'll drop like a stone. The man is completely out of his depth - has absolutely no gravitas and no clue how to set up a team to win matches. He can fuck off.

A right fucking joker, this one. 'The job is head coach...preparing players for matches which is what I've been doing'. Aye pal. Fucking prick.

John Cuntver

He's dross.

Wish him all the best. Good luck Hatem.

Has no natural ability whatsoever. He's also 'coached' by Woodman.

Finished reading through Jack Flash's post. Fucking hell I'm glad to be rid of this cunt. Clearly though, he surrounds himself with cretins and yes men. Carver, stone and Woodman, happy to toe the line seeing as they've managed to avoid upsetting the King. Further evidence that these morons need to be moved on asap.

'Performance' analyst. Done a cracking job here, clearly. Fucking welcome to him!

Stupid is as stupid does.

Commentator on 5live - 'cannot understand why they (the fans) are booing'. Fuck off.

If we continue to have dinosaurs like Carver working at the club, we'll never see the best of players like Ayoze and Sissoko, et.al. Go on Mike, bring in a fucking decent manager for a change.

That's the cunt! Couldn't put a name to him. Fuck them both.

Who's that next to him?

We could be good. Just think what we might have been able to achieve with all the players we've had since Pardew was here if he wasn't such a negative cunt.

Certainly expected. Carver is a fucking dinosaur. Of course he was going to pick Pardew's team, he knows nothing better

Don't want these two Neanderthals anywhere near my club. Shit coaches and sycophants who have been entirely complicit in the shit that's been served up on the pitch for the past couple of years. Fuck off.

Another top cunt right there.

Thing is, much like the Hughton scenario, if Carver stays until the end of the season and keeps us up, Ashley will keep him on. Easy option and cheap.

Good luck to Hughton. Good appointment for West Brom - I like Pulis' work ethic, but for some reason I find the bloke entirely objectionable.

Carver, like Pardew, is also a complete fucking idiot. Absolutely nothing about him at all. Were as good as finished if he gets the gig full time.

I really don't think Ashley can afford to wait until the end of the season tbh. Stone and Carver will see us scrapping with relegation fodder. Whoever it is has to be someone with fresh ideas. They need to clear out the clowns that have been 'coaching' the squad and overhaul training methods.

Aye. They're all cretins of the highest order.