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We'll not lose one of our first teamers, no way. Big Mike knows the shit we're in.

Most assists in the league this year apparently. Some twat on talkshite reckons he's got 9.

Was so important that we won last night. What's the betting that Reading will beat Chelsea?

Southampton are not going down, like.

Yup.

This is also apt.

Never a more apt description.

With this guy, HBA and Marv back, we'll have some seriously good options. Notnanfucking chance that Pardew would play them all at the same time though.

Pardew. You're a clueless cunt.

Feeling fucking sick here. Really thought the new lads would gee us up but, honestly, they're fighting a losing battle with this plank in charge.

Why does he like Jonas. It's obvious to all watching that he's pig shit.

In a nutshell.

Pardew's dog-shite, like. Not a fucking clue how to push on when in front. If we stay up it'll be because we've got some fucking good players. Not a decent manager.

Sissoko is one of the most important signings we've made in a good while. Knew he'd hit the ground running.

Resigned myself to the fact that Jonas and Taylor will play. Hope to fuck Shola won't start though.

Think his Dad wouldn't let him move to us. Seems to not like us much. Dad's generally don't, we're the football equivalent of the boyfriend who turns up on a motorcycle. Brilliant.

Genuine question here (was discussing with my mate earlier) - why did Torres turn to shit? Was it just the move to Chelsea that took all the confidence out of him or was it injuries?

Stelling is in a class of his own when it comes to football broadcasting.

What does Milner actually do?

There isn't one redeeming quality about Stoke, tbh. Awful, awful team but very well drilled and efficient.

Do people reckon we'll buy another striker this window, then? Or are the club willing to wait for this chap until the summer?

So very excited about Tuesday's game now. How we've managed to get this guy, MBiwa and Debuchy I don't know. Tremendous window.

They'll pay it if they want him badly. Scrotum face will be getting desperate.