toon25

Yup.

This is also apt.

Never a more apt description.

With this guy, HBA and Marv back, we'll have some seriously good options. Notnanfucking chance that Pardew would play them all at the same time though.

Pardew. You're a clueless cunt.

Feeling fucking sick here. Really thought the new lads would gee us up but, honestly, they're fighting a losing battle with this plank in charge.

Why does he like Jonas. It's obvious to all watching that he's pig shit.

In a nutshell.

Pardew's dog-shite, like. Not a fucking clue how to push on when in front. If we stay up it'll be because we've got some fucking good players. Not a decent manager.

Sissoko is one of the most important signings we've made in a good while. Knew he'd hit the ground running.

Resigned myself to the fact that Jonas and Taylor will play. Hope to fuck Shola won't start though.

Think his Dad wouldn't let him move to us. Seems to not like us much. Dad's generally don't, we're the football equivalent of the boyfriend who turns up on a motorcycle. Brilliant.

Genuine question here (was discussing with my mate earlier) - why did Torres turn to shit? Was it just the move to Chelsea that took all the confidence out of him or was it injuries?

Stelling is in a class of his own when it comes to football broadcasting.

What does Milner actually do?

There isn't one redeeming quality about Stoke, tbh. Awful, awful team but very well drilled and efficient.

Do people reckon we'll buy another striker this window, then? Or are the club willing to wait for this chap until the summer?

So very excited about Tuesday's game now. How we've managed to get this guy, MBiwa and Debuchy I don't know. Tremendous window.

They'll pay it if they want him badly. Scrotum face will be getting desperate.

Still smiling from ear to ear here at this signing. What an absolutely superb coup and a great lift.

I'd question the extent to which a few new players is going to change his approach and mentality in games - especially when it comes to defending a lead. I appreciate that Ashley has chosen to back him, but I'm sceptical as to whether we'll witness a drastic improvement in tactics. The only thing I'm hoping for is that our 'footballers' will now take the game by the scruff of neck themselves. These new signings will certainly give us all a huge lift though, and I don't think we can underestimate the effect this'll have on positivity in and around the club.

I think it would destroy me if we signed this guy and still went down. Fuck me, that'd be some achievement from Pardew.

Suppose it comes down to what the club feel that player could offer them for remainder of the season. Suppose we could trace one or two similarities with the Colo situation insofar as he's so important to us that we'd rather keep him here for 6 months even though he could well be off in the summer.