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You do like that wanking thing don't you Gash

Thank fuck.

Have always thought Defoe was a good player, though his form this season has been piss poor, whether that's because Spurs changed their style of play because VDV arrived, and just played with one up top, or whether it signals the start ofa decline I'm not sure. Probably both, I reckon. Either way, if I had to nail my colours to the mast I'd be disappointed if he was one of the two strikers we're allegedly buying this summer. For the money he'd be asking for I would think there are better options elsewhere.

Why do Stoke shirts always look like they don't fit?

I really fucking detest West Brom. Our bogey team at the mo.

Don't go! I've just had one and missed two goals!

Fucking Liverpool remind me of 'Spawny Get' in Viz.

Yep, playoffs for European places. Used to have them for Champas league too a few seasons ago.

Just noticed that the Dutch league have play-offs for teams finishing 5th to 8th, why is that? Is it something to do with Europa League spots?

Karen Brady. It's irritating that she's managed to con so many people into believing that she's a decent human being by doing The Apprentice. The bitch is as cold and calculating as they come.

We need to steer well clear of Keane. He's finished. Would be a waste of wages imo. Someone like Ba, providing he's injury free would be a far better investment.

Fucking detest this mob. Please win.

Really didn't like the bloke when he was diets appointed but, fair play, I think he's done really really well. Also appreciate the fight and determination he's instilled/maintained among the players. Well done Uncle Alan.

What the fuck is Given even doing there celebrating?

Agreed. Add to that the fact that the FA cup is now being played on the same day as Prem games. Edit: Richards dropping the f-bomb

Disappointed the finale wasn't them getting pulled over for drink driving and the other 2 having to walk home in the rain.

Keith, Ian and Andy can fuck right off too. Honestly, what cretin thought that was a good advertising strategy?

Good shout, do you not find there's a slight though?

If we do at least there is almost no chance of them being as shot as te last two. What a fucking waste of time they were. I agree. Portsmouth-Cardiff took the fucking piss.

Come oon then folks, who do we want to win this?

Well played Haz Jnr! The problem with a lot of 'celebs' and footballers these days is that people bend over and take shit like that rather tell them where to go.

Very good indeed, but why is Hitler dressed in a blue trackie and asking for money in a cockney accent? More to the point, why is he pointing a frying pan at me with a fried egg in it?

Some cracking stories here lads, reading on the iPhone and trying to suppress laughter so as not to wake the missus ain't easy!

Norwich to concede a last minute goal? Yes please!

Has got to be done. Post the responses and, while you're at it, tell them 'Holly' is a fucking idiot.