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Not looking forward to playing City at all.

Was Oberwank Pardew's signing moreso than Carr's? Could explain why he's still getting in ahead of Marv? Could well be talking bollocks, I just find it ridiculous that someone with Marv's talent is struggling to get pitch time at the mo.

Lessons to be learned here if we want to keep up this run of form. Simpson and Obertan the weak links - even more frustrating knowing we've two solutions sitting on the bench. Sort it out Pards.

Really will be quite frustrated if Marv is left on the bench again. Really have been looking forward to seeing what the lad can do.

Come on Hatem! Stake your claim. Tear these cunts a new one.

Really thought Santon and Barfa would start today. Let's hope they're given some pitch time today. I really wish Smith would fuck the fuck off. Hate it when he's on the bench - always a chance that he'll come on.

Listening to the post match guff on SKy, honestly, who on earth decided that Neville would be a good pundit? Got about as much charisma as my left arse cheek.

Absolutely. Good on them for video recording the incident as well.

Not bad from Samuel, the fat cunt, but I'd certainly dispute the assertion that we have 'arguably the weakest squad in the top 7'. Perhaps one of the smallest, yes. Lacking in quality, no. Certainly not in comparison to the likes of Stoke anyways.

I wish you'd tell that to uncle Alan. Come on Pardew for fuck sake.

What ate the odds the first sub will see Shola come on?

Tbh honest, if Best and Ba are playing so well and Pardew sees no need to fit Barfa in up front then surely this would be a good compromise - would get him up to speed before starting him in arguably his best position.

A good start then.

Smith, who costs 60k a week and offers the grand sum of fuck all each time he puts on a shirt, or Guthrie for 5k, who whilst not the most combative of players, can at the very least pass a football.

Look at that fake, shit eating grin, man. Fucking twat.

An unremarkable player, but nevertheless useful for squad depth. Whether or not he's happy for a 'squad' role I suppose we'll see come January.

He's just missed 4 or 5 days worth of training... Just saying that I think we'll gain far more from having Ben Arfa on the pitch, for say, 60/70 mins than we will by starting Lovenkrands or fucking Shola. Tbh, I'd even start Marveux on the right and have Obertan play off Best if the alternative was either of those two.

Good news indeed. If Ba's definitely out and Ben Arfa only makes the bench in favour of Shola or Lovenkrands, Pardew needs dousing in faeces.

That's the chap. Hilarious trying to watch him run. Looks completely out of place on a football pitch.

Is anyone watching Northampton-Crawley on SS2 at the mo? The size of Northampton's no.10, fucking hell.

The problem is that Ba is off to the ACN in Jan. Irrespective of how well he's doing/will have done, the thought of being a slight knock/injury away from having Lovenkrands or Shola starting is enough to make me think that it'll be worth going after another striker. That's not to say we don't need another fullback mind. I fully agree. Reckon we're better off going for LB considering we'd have Simmo/Raylor for back up on the RB if Santon is moved there.

This. The guy comes across as a right doughnut.

There's no way Arse are getting into the top 4 this year, surely.

Kyle Walker looks decent. Has been impressive so far this season, especially going forward.