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Would dearly love Stoke to go down this year. Btw, Friedel's head is fucking tiny in comparison to the rest of his body.

Must admit, I took the phrase 'over the current 55k' to mean the club's wage ceiling rather than 'just over' Colo's current wage. Anyway, sign the fucker up. Buffoonery of the highest order not to renew his deal.

Lol at Villa. They're going to be in the shit on the basis of recent performances.

They lack some serious quality in the middle of the park atm. Can't believe Rooney's playing centre mid again.

Agreed. At least it evokes a little bit of history and nostalgia - for the antithesis: see Stoke. Fucking awful badge.

Fucking hell. We need all the bodies we have tbh. Shame for him too considering his performance against the cave men on Monday. Oh well. Hope Marv gets a fair crack of the whip now.

:lol: Amazing. Absolutely amazing. Cheers Skirge!

Wanker. Whatever happened to Skirge's 'window licking' avatar btw? Thought that was class. Always brought a chuckle.

Was a good servant for the club after the relegation season. But, frankly, he's no good to us anymore, especially not in the Premiership. Even as a sub or backup he doesn't offer any threat - much like Smith in respect of the fact that he's a wasted space on the bench.

I like Souness' punditry. Am also a fan of Alan Smith. But yes, Ray Wilkins is truly awful. The way he uses players' first names winds me right up. Divided on Gary Neville, however. I think it must just be that awful droning voice.

I'm very impressed indeed with the seeming improvement of the fitness of some of our players. Guthrie and Saylor have looked immeasurably fitter and more athletic than seasons gone by. Once again, credit to Pardew.

It's hardly as though the twat has got a match to get to is it? Sit and wait your turn. Cunt.

First time I've heard him speak tonight. Speaks fantastic English. Fucking love you Jonas.

Uncle Alan looked delighted after that pen went in. Looked as though he enjoyed rubbing it in the noses of those Stoke cunts. Absolutely over the moon with the result. Thought we'd lose tonight. Stoke are a horrible, horrible team, would dearly love them to go down.

Billy Davies might be a twat but I'll never forget the interview he did with Sky soon after we beat Forest up here to win automatic promotion a couple of years ago. Before even answering the question put to him by the pundit he congratulated us and Hughton and said we'd fully deserved it. Changed my opinion of him tbh.

Want: Norwich, Liverpool, Mackems Will be: Swansea, Wigan, Wolves

Yeah the story on official site said he was a doubt BUT this is Tiote so fingers crossed. Tiote will be needed in this game. We're a small side and it'll be such a huge bonus to have a bit of a physical presence in the middle. That said, it won't help our cause if we're sucked into playing their game. Far better off trying to concentrate on what we do best. Would love to beat these cavemen.

Fuck Blackburn and their shitty little club. Good news is this gives that twat Keen a bit of extra time to take them down. Oh well. Focus on the League now. Can't see beyond Man Shitty reserves for this at the mo anyway. Bollocks.

Made my fucking night that Smith isn't even on bench. I just hope all that bollocks about him being a 'useful' player is nothing more than morale boosting stuff from Uncle Alan. I fucking cringe every time Smith's name is mentioned these days. Absolute abomination of a 'footballer'.

Fucking ridiculous how often he's injured. Just unlucky I suppose. Oh well. At least we've got options now. It's not like we're losing Best or Ba.

Does anyone else think that bloke in the Windows 7 advert looks like Loven?

QPR have been solid, if unspectacular. Can't say I've noticed Barton though.

Same.

Aye, his game is falling apart very quickly, he'll be gone very soon like. Cant believe how quickly its falling to bits. Will be interesting to see whether or not he's picked in the starting line up for the Euros.

Ferdinand was absolutely shocking today. Has deteriorated markedly over the past year. Shite. 2-1 Spur. Van Der Fart.