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What's the combined cost of that Chelsea 11 - half a billion? Absolutely mental

No sweat, it's what I do

He gives the drugs tests

Fuck off Villa

Aside from big tournaments, I fucking hate international football. Complete waste of fucking time.

Shame. Abhorrent shithouse, Neymar.

Will that other fucking melt/snake oil salesman and publisher of shite podcast CEO Diaries still be on it as well? Fookin Madchester mafia marra!!

Milan definitely knew, like.

This footballing coward as a teacher's pet ..

Some cracking ones here like

Surprised Matty Longstaff hasn't found a club yet

What going through your mind at the time of typing 'Steve Bruce necking Sam Smith'

Disappointing no Steve Bruce arena

I don't half hate Morata, like. A gutless lump with a reasonable touch has somehow got him to the status as an international footballer

'Paidy Power'

Steve Bruce eating kebab with John carver in benidorm

Wish him all the best. Speaks very well as a pundit, and christ we could do with more if his ilk, but kudos to him for working hard to overcome that injury and play in the PL again

Got booted from L2 Bradford after just over a year

Rooney has got the look of a street drinker

Fucking hell

Fucking hell It's late, man. Can't be doing with these positive endorphins.