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Really liking the cut of Carsley's jib so far.

That dirty cunt De Jong, wasn't it? Filthy bastard of a player.

Grealish also expected to start so presume wor Ant will be RW?

Sol Campbell, man

Complete fucking weapon. How the absolute fuck has this piss stain managed to get another job in football, man.

Nee way, man

Chelsea taking the Conference League seriously by leaving Palmer out of the squad. Fucking ungrateful wankers.

He'll get those two fuck nuggets that follow him around everywhere to take the training.

This was the point I was going to make... Who, of the signings we've brought in, have we actually paid a 'Newcastle tax' for? I can't think of many aside from Wood - for other obvious reasons.

Who the ferk is Angel Gomes?

Vini, Rodri, Mbappe. Would be surprised if it was anything other

Interesting stats:

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Hopefully our away form is better this year than last season. Could do without losing to relegation fodder

Holy fuck, I've just seen he's actually been given the Blackpool job I thought you folk were just saying he's got a meet and greet there Best change the avatar...

What a monumental and welcome fuck you that would have been for PIF and Staveley. Would have been fucking fantastic, that

Also loving the ozempic by the looks of the gaunt cunt

Another fucking cunt.

Unapologetically stealing this.

Just cabbages I'd have thought

I'd be pissed as a Spuds fan that my manager's entire game plan rests on one - albeit very fast - defender being fit

That missed penalty check gets worse with every viewing

Fuck, man, that's the one