toon25

Fucking hate Kane and glad to see the back of snide cunt. Infinitely glad that the only trophies he'll see will be equivalent to joining Celtic or Rangers and winning the league

Love the Mayor of Hounslow, like. Had absolutely no idea he was a toon fan

Proper team player

I don't know mate. Looks pretty trim to me.

Absolutely spot on.

Have to say, I can't stand Mings, like.

We didn't just beat them. We fucking smashed them.

He's every inch world class, like. We'd be paying 100 mill in the current market if we'd not have bought him when we did

This was the fucking player we bought, like. Bag loads of character and determination to get better. Love it.

Absolutely fucking hate Chelsea. Will be rooting for both teams to lose tomorrow. In other news Adama Traore gone to Fulham

Chelsea would pay billions to have it. Instead they've a fucking rookie and a Argentinian regen.

Yesssssss!!;; Fuck off Villa!!!

Fucking-good-fucking ebening. Cunts.

Get fucked Villa. Fucking wankers.

The lineups for the 3pm kickoffs are pretty uninspiring, like. Bournemouth and Brighton look alright. West Ham fielding the same old shite from last year.

Arse great, Forest shite.

Can see Jo or Joe starting on left

Shitting it now. Hate this lot.

Will be a laugh hearing Kane try to get that slackjaw around a bit of Jorman lingo

Be interesting to see what Pep can do with him

Is there an NO league I can join lads?

Perfect

Or City perhaps?