toon25

Good. Will put an end to him coming here and will properly wind up tha 'Chews' lot

Enjoying listening your shite on Talkshite at the moment!

It looks like it's been chewed through the sewing machine. Can't work out what's quite going on with the collar

Will come to despise Cole Palmer in future, I'm convinced

I really can't fucking stand Southgate. Utter con artist of a football manager.

Szmodics is 5 foot 6, played for dogshit sides for the entirety of his career (bar the purple patch last season), and 29 in September. He's the sort of shite we should have been going for under Ashley for 5 million prior to another season fighting relegation. Edit: he's also Irish fyi.

Shouldn't Tommy Robinson be busy organising racism in the UK?

Beth

The wank-off of Sancho pre-game was pretty misplaced. The bloke has had about 2 decent games in 2 years.

Game owa. Shame for Dortmund, they've been absolutely brilliant

Great game so far

Any value in any bets tonight?

Who chose Zidanes kegs, like? Awful combo

Lenny Kravitz is 60... Christ.

Hope he doesn't get a minute of pitch time. Will serve him right.

Something about that colour that just can't make any Hearts kit shite, regardless of sponsor.

Would dearly love to have Olise, but think he'll have plenty of CL teams in for him.

Good. Will be rooting for Real tomorrow.

Jose making a career out of being a WUM for the last decade will set him up well over there

Really like Mbuemo. Top player with end product.

Genuinely hope they go under. Rank club.

Potter to Leicester has always seemed inevitable some how

Did he actually spend any time in Toon?

Undeniably electric, that. Must be amazing for their fans and good bloody luck to them!