toon25

I'm not a closet fan. The cunts can get to absolute fuck.

'jigan' and 'Toon88' Dolly Parton/Witney Houston here, like.

Big fee. Can he cover left back?

'jigen'. Sod off

I remember being disproportionately angry that he chose QP-fucking R over us that January. Have disliked them ever since.

Thank god. Aboot time.

He's a proper headless chicken. Will shine in a lower to mid-table midfield, but he's certainly not someone I'd be looking at to push my side into European places.

Fulham will be fucked without Mitro

What a pointless transfer for all parties involved.

Tbf, whenever Gordon has played on RW he hasn't looked the least bit threatening.

Christ.

I don't think we could give Hendrick away either

Good god.

700k a week, man

Am very surprised at lack of loan signings/rumours, like.

Looking forward to seeing Barnes, like. Certainly more of a player for Eddie's system.

With the inflated prices of this summer 35-40 million quid is where he's probably at. Just pleased he's not off to another PL team.

The king never goes to nightclubs. The nightclub goes to the king.

Brilliant quiz, that. 194.3 miles out overall after 5 rounds.

All of that hooha and she basically just went in and opened the mail Some statement for women's equality that, Dale. Wanker.

Aye, that's a very low offer to be honest. He's integral to Fulham

Thankfully his fucking weapon mate, Chris Sutton is gaanin to Sky Sports for the Scottish footba' coverage so we gratefully won't be seeing, or hearing, much from him

For one

Dreadful kit, like