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Will be a laugh hearing Kane try to get that slackjaw around a bit of Jorman lingo

Be interesting to see what Pep can do with him

Is there an NO league I can join lads?

Perfect

Or City perhaps?

Would like to know more about youth system to be honest. Do they genuinely have a collection of good coaches and a focus on finding and developing young players or is it simply yet another case of them throwing money around by hoovering up top talent from other clubs (something for which they've been penalised for iirc)?

He's having a laugh saying that

He clearly wanted to drink as many cans in the Benidorm sun without any lotion so as to nicely blend in with the kit

This iteration of Wolves are absolutely rank, like.

Can he play/cover left back?

Can see Chelsea bidding silly money for Kane if the Nkunku rumours are to be believed

Is Hojland any good?

He'll be costing a fair old whack too, unless it's a loan. Determined not to write any player off under Eddie though, like

Has Lewis gone to Watford?

Hopefully that'll be Ritchie's last appearance this season

Hopefully Paully D will see no sort of first team football at all this season. Asking for trouble if he does.

Terld wuz to ferk aff

Loss or score draw 0-2 or 1-1

Fuck Villa.

Fucking sigh.

How on earth is Henderson getting more dollar than Mane and Firmino?

Bayern getting rid of Mane to Al Nassr.

Never forget this cunt rocking up in a suit at his last game.