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If I was an Everton fan, there’s a lot more I’d be fuming about right now

Ref was too busy thinking about having his Wollongong up a dingo’s arse.

Came in here thinking it'd be unanimous praise for the manager but weirdly there's discussion about a third-choice blow-dried sack of shite keeper incapable of defending his near post. Madness.

Ye rack and roll that mayte. Yeh nah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeh ye frant fut's plam Shane - oi meyn Kieran...

A convict relying on an umpire's call - and not getting it - will never not be fucking hilarious.

Superb shot stopper, but my word just give him a week solid of how to kick. Seen better from five year olds with crutches.

Fucking miracle worker.

Without opening this thread, one can only #PresyewmTheFyewm

Obviously. We were exceptional.

We played superb football at times and had to contend with an average team rolling about. Aye.

Fucked off we didn’t win tbh. An average side brought a good side down to its level.

Time to stop letting convicts rely on review/referral systems. Enough is enough.

Owt with big Al Barnes in is an immediate win.

Would bloody love if this was sung by the whole ground non-stop for the first ten minutes.

We knew we were still a midtable club. We had no illusions of grandeur.

Hopefully the Leighton Buzzard Reds will be belting big Joel Glazer's name out on Monday night

That's it though. If Klopp had actually called in, producers would egg him on even more. All that'd have happened is they'll have milked the fuck out of it.

Fuck Seamus Heaney, that needs to go in the GCSE anthology for today's bairns.

Are they sure they don't want Jacob Murphy?

Which isn't going to happen this late in the window.

Redknapp also took Joe Jordan with him everywhere, who seemingly had some coaching ability. Butter boy, on the other hand, simply ensures his son has an income.

Insta suggests he's mates with Bruno? Promising if so.

The roflcopter's taking off from Sheffield.

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