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3-0 win. Schär hat-trick. All 25-yard thunderbastards.

Nah, it's reference to the "Murder on Zidane's floor" joke being posted repeatedly.

Here we gan - drinks break. Can of Marksies pre-mixed G&T each for Gareth and Claire while the kids have orange freshly squeezed from the juicer this afternoon.

Never seen so many flasks among a home end when I went to Vicarage Road. Bet there's coolbags aplenty this evening.

I live in hope Neil Custis gets sent out and misses his flight again.

Changed his bio to just his name anarl. EDIT: and location.

I mean, unless Eddie Howe's smashed his head off a kerb, Dubravka will be deputising. There's no "or" about it.

Come down the Dyewnes and say that, marra.

Need to rename this channel SkySports Watford.

Al-getya Al-yawant and Al-Waneed.

Every summer or whenever there's an international break he's harking on about promotion in '93 or Keegan's side

Just watched his presser. Keegan comes up in conversation and Ryder immediately asks him about us blowing the 12-point lead in 95-96 on the back of it. Bloke's obsessed with harking back to that era.

Some troll probably won the thing in an Omaze prize draw.

They also did an "us" before we did. Their 20/21 third shirt was like Portugal's.

At what point do announcement videos become too much?

Still lives in Cullercoats doesn't he? I'm sure he said ages ago his entire family had relocated (parents, in-laws etc).

Dier deserves a recall based on his form under Conte.

How long before we're in here asking who the fuck stands to wipe?

Send Hurst aawa in one of his da's taxis with the trust's "funds" to get it done.

These still got Wayne Allison up top, Jason Koumas in midfield and John Achterberg in nets?

The Mexican at Wolves? Or am I being whooshed?

FFS. Aye, avoid owt saying it’s from Ukraine, Poland or wherever. They’re fakes anarl.