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It'll be basted to fuck, man. He'll have a job lot of Lurpak on it, the buttery cunt.

Buzzing for him to say he's not making excuses but - and reel out a fuck off long list of excuses.

Need a goal = throw all the strikers on Need to hold on = throw all the defenders on He'll come out telling us he went for it at the end :lol:

Utterly pathetic. What was to be expected when we're led by a cretin who can only say he "hopes" we have enough to win? He's utterly fucking clueless.

If in doubt, just knock it back to Karl.

Who the fuck else would we turn to?

Ah. but Buttery Steve says he hopes we have enough to win this one - and having hope is better than having any tactical nous. We'll be grand.

If he's got to pay up to sack Bruce, he won't pay compensation to take someone currently in work. Factor in there's absolutely no chance whatsoever Charnley et al will even be aware of - never mind consider - someone from Europe (a la Hassenhuttl) then I think Howe would be our best bet.

Colin Wanker. Nothing else even comes close.

hmmmm..... club threatened legal action/take his press pass away? Accreditation comes from the league, not the club (I had an EFL accreditation card in my old job). They'd just ban him. However he won't be dialling into/attending our press conferences anyway. More likely he's just been given some guidance in order to maintain accuracy.

Lascelles has presented himself as being relatively close to Ashley before and has stuck up for him in the past. I'd hope if the suggestion he's had a falling out or been critical of Bruce in house is in any way true, this relationship will affect Ashley's thinking.

He's either got Covid or a transfer is going through as soon as the window opens and he/we can't afford him to pick up an injury.

So that's why his hands are always rummaging in his pockets!

Leeds fans seem to have been properly psyching themselves up for this. Back down to earth with a bump.

Happy "if in doubt, overhead kick it out" day.

Absolutely incredible, isn't it?

There's fucking Antarctic glaciers making more progress than us.

Says this yet they never fucking pull him on it.

Fucking scandalous that Ashley/Charnley are sat watching this and thinking everything will be grand. We're bombing towards relegation.

Fuck off and play with the traffic on the Coast Road you cunt.

Gonna try and keep count of how many times the camera cuts to Buttery Steve chugging back water. Might make things more enjoyable. Will report back.

Dummett out of absolutely nowhere.

Apt they put his name next to a red dot, to coincide with the colour of his face.

He's an absolute fucking moron. It's tragic that there's no way he'll be binned off unless the takeover goes through.