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That's progress right there.

Just think about the last youngster such words were said about...

Stifler has to be taking the piss by having a pop at the referee after EVERY game.

He’ll be tucking into a half-time tub of goosefat, licking the fuck out of his spoon, gagging we can somehow get this to penalties.

Feel like I really need to avoid NUFC Twitter now, like. Things are being retweeted onto my feed constantly from 'personalties' moaning about others. Just seen someone from "NE1's game" (wtf is that?) moaning he's been verbally abused by someone from NCSL in that Wraith feed (again, not watched it). Everyone needs to step back and grow the fuck up.

The money borrowed was from Michael Dell's investment firm. I know the mackems have seemingly found a buyer now, but it's just further proof SunDELLand was never a thing!

Still time for Mauriss to get his bid in then

Like Nut, I'd rule Carver out given he was only ever in an interim/caretaker position, despite comfortably being the most inept. The worst managerial appointment, if that's what we're looking at, has to be Kinnear. Being brought in from absolutely nowhere (four years out of work and last in the PL nine years beforehand) because he drank in the same pub as Ashley, at a time when a club legend had just walked away was utterly, utterly bonkers. It's completely safe to say none of the other 91 football league clubs would've touched him. It was proper circus stuff.

Bet there's been more than one occasion in his life when Buttery Steve has asked Mrs Bruce to knock him up a bowl of dumplings (nee stew) to graze on.

Is there nothing else to it? I presumed he'd done something that'd led to his departure.

Does he try? Spends most of the time unable to run, throwing himself on the ground and failing to win headers - instead fouling the man marking him.

They often say similar with set pieces, too. Never knew corners floated to the penalty spot were a real threat.

We're just utterly fucking boring to watch and it won't get any better as long as the Lurpak king is in charge.

Lol...Stifler did because the guy said he was watching a tv rerun and enjoying it, and Stifler said he couldn’t have as he was in Iran when it first came out. Or something like that?! Lol. Aye, the theory was the good people of the Gulf weren't exposed to "Challenge Ant", "Mr Lee" or "Chums" in their prime. Nor were they cutting about Tehran rubbing their stomachs shouting "Pikachuuuuuuuuu" and therefore for Staveley's husband to be reminiscing of those halcyon days, it must be a fake account.

What drivel.

Would've been so much better if Ryder could string a coherent sentence together, though.

Gonna be fun watching him muddle his words as he struggles to find a way to use that as an excuse and play the blame game but also try not to criticise his paymaster.

Surely his wife knows he's this much of a tosser?

Carry on... Being a useless cunt Honey, I am a fucking useless cunt The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Useless Cunt The Good, the Bad and the Useless Cunt It's a Wonderfully Useless Cunt The Usual Useless Cunt Useless Cunt of the Lost Ark Dr. Wright or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be a Useless Cunt Forrest Gump

Living down here, there's regularly suggestions in the local rag that they're thinking of expanding the King Power but as far as I'm aware, no plans have been agreed. There is scope to do it given its location. But in terms of drawing in support from elsewhere, I'm not sure they'd succeed unless they get to Man City/Chelsea levels. I know people who live in Melton Mowbray, for example, who support Forest. Melton's pretty much halfway between Leicester and Nottingham and the latter has the Clough legacy, which drew people of a certain generation in. Likewise I know two people from Hinckley (town in Leicestershire close to Nuneaton) who are - and are from families of - Villa fans. Again it seems to go back to supporting a relatively close 'big' club rather than the one that's just geographically closer. On top of that as well, egg-chasing is massive down here. There's more people I come into contact with through work who are Tigers fans than Leicester City fans.

Beautifully done.

He’ll not walk. Needs the coin, especially if the price of dairy gans up post-Brexit