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Like the big reveal in a gameshow or summat.

:lol: No Fernandez. Dubravka, Shelvey ( ), Almiron and ASM.

As long as that whopper DT is having a miserable evening x

"Mikel, thanks for the memories but it's time to say goodbye"

Has Ritchie ever damaged a corner flag that much?

Fresh bid from a Mexican firm who made their money selling Yorkshire pudding pizzas with shark meat topping - often eaten at 3pm on Fridays by cartels in the state of Sinaloa?

Ashley's trying to buy Debenhams and the Trafford Centre according to the Ronny Gill.

The fuck is the high-pitched ooo-ing?

Haller

Strikers just didn't have their shewtin' bewts on marra.

STREYMIN LIVE ON YEWCHEWB

With the exception of first-placed Hull - who are drawing - and sixth-placed Peterborough (who are losing to fifth-placed Portsmouth) everyone above them is winning too

Spin and Slide zone. WTF? Didn’t realise Wet n Wild was still open. Johnson will be gutted he’s not there anymore.

Neither he or his brother are going to progress in any way under the tutelage of the Four Steves of the Apocalyse.

There is some other reason they're so strongly against him than "that" right? ...right? Nah. He's previously claimed to have been the victim of racist abuse at Roker Park - but such a game on the date/year he alleged never took place. Their fans (arguably rightly) believe he's fabricated something for his own benefit, presumably choosing a northern club to portray a stereotype. This explains it all: https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2014/7/13/5895103/sol-campbell-sunderland-race-allegations-roker-park

Lincoln winning. Keeps them five points off an automatic place.

As ever, though, results around them aren't too bad either. Portsmouth lewsing to Blackpewel; Ipswich and Lincoln both drawing to Oxford and Wigan (who are fourth bottom and bottom).

Is there a clip of the goal anywhere? Sounds like a howler, they're losing their minds (again) on Twitter.

Didn't Poyet pew on the changing rewm floor?

Callum Wilson's used to being isolated tbf, won't have too much of an impact.

There's fuck all enjoyment to be had with this shit around.

The Physio Room table has Hayden out due to Covid. Also noticed Krafth has seemingly disappeared off the radar - is he another one?

I look forward to Buttery Steve boring us with anecdotes about the 2014 final between now and January.