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"Hearing". He's got the teamsheet, man. Usually given out to the media around 15 minutes before they're announced.

Someone needs to tell him to get on YewChewb and whack "MC Stompin Tazo TNT Turbo-D & KC @ The New Monkey 20.04.2002" in the search bar ffs.

Yes. And the club's nowhere near being sold, so there's nowt in it.

There's no chance he's coming back unless the club's been sold, man.

Managing an 86th-minute Andy Carroll daisycutter that goes five yards wide of the far post. A Ciaran Clark header from a corner that goes harmlessly over the bar A Shelvey free kick from 30 yards that hits the wall A driving run forward by Almiron whereby he soon finds himself crowded out with no support and Villa win the ball back A neat 56-pass move across the back four, before it's smartly floated down the line to a Villa full-back "Eye thought wuh wur in the gayme and wuh had wuh chances to score gowals. Nevertheless, wuh roll wuh sleeves up and wuh go agayn."

Wonder how much black pudding this reprobate is currently wolfing down?

Nee shit.

Helped get the population's cholesterol levels down by scranning all the butter himself, the dairy-riddled mess.

Fucking loves talking the talk. Shame he cannat do the other bit.

Porkrind says ASM is in the squad and will play “some part”. Smacks of desperation. What’s the betting getting him back now will only set him back further?

If it’s not Sir Joseph of Kinnearshire, I hope it’s Barry Fry. Only way the club will get a grip on Bruce’s butter consumption is to put a rival gannet in place.

No chance.

According to Guillem Balague, Eibar have missed three penalties this season, so this happened...

Fucking pathetic.

Have they had to bin off their ground staff and/or a draining system with their third division budget? https://www.skysports.com/efl/championship/video/12192984/sunderland-1-2-plymouth Even with a bit of a rapid downpour, you don't see PL pitches that bad anymore.

https://twitter.com/joel_hooke/status/1351519372708360194?s=20

They'd be best leaving Lampard at the King Power and bundling Rodgers onto the team bus.

I hope someone sticks a lion in front of him Get Attenborough along to film it. Ninety-four years on this planet and I bet he's never seen one take more than a single sitting to finish its meal.

What post-match interview? He used it in the Sky one, the devious little sausage.

No-one fucking talks like that. Fucking "gowal" ffs.

Tbh, I'd have Phil Harding as manager over this cunt. He wouldn't be trotting out bollocks like "two false 10s".

:lol: :lol: :lol: We're back to fucking dusting again

Is he putting on a Welsh accent, the weird cunt?!