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Wembley's actually now known as "Wembley Stadium connected by EE", but no fucker calls it that. "Powered by" is still rather shit but it's far better than Ashley's renaming.

Got a good track record or is he new on the circuit?

The look on his and Clarky's face - with Clarky slapping his head in celebration - is brilliant.

With their ability to get pretty much everything wrong, they'll do it then provide an app that isn't Chromecast compatible or available on a smart TV or Sky/Virgin box

Issue with a ballot is how do you then manage groups of friends/families? Most people go with someone else. You can link ST/membership accounts, but would you stand less chance if you wanted to go with two or three others? Is there a way to ensure you'd all get a ticket? If one out of a group of four was successful - especially a kid - then the ticket would just go unused or be returned.

How does it work for a well-followed successful club like Liverpool, for example? Remember seeing a photo of some of their fans in the away end last season with a banner and the average age can't have been over 15. Unless they've got friends/family with a ton of loyalty points sorting them all out. there's surely no way they'd have had enough themselves?

Make it a safe standing area for the bantz anarl.

They also love(d) Kevin Ball, which explains an awful lot.

Loads of overseas broadcasters will show it. I wouldn’t worry.

Nice bumper payout to ensure there’s plenty of butter in the house this Christmas.

This. I’d get rid as soon as there’s an acceptable offer. We can do far better.

What’s worse, the OG or having your Facebook hun mother attempting to name you Jonathan?

Hopefully Rashford spots a bairn in the crowd who hasn’t had their pre-match sausage roll and he loses focus.

Pathetic or accurate?

I’d sooner have NFL at SJP than either code of egg-chasing and the plethora of boot cut jean and tan loafer nonces they bring with them.

That’s it. We simply wouldn’t have capitalised on those mistakes with the lethargic, flat-footed approach the bacon lardon had instilled.

God

Missed going cos of work. Total whitey.

That'd look class towing the waltzers up the A1.

Each peach, pear, pet. I spy Tom Ket.

Imagine an all-in no qualifiers FA Cup man. Man City going full strength against fat Al's Dog and Duck side

I'm not saying he would, but it's the idea of shy bairns getting nowt. He's been thrown out on his arse, why not try and twist his arm?

Said to my one of many LCFC-supporting colleagues the other day (who wants Rodgers gone) that if they still have any real ambition they should throw every penny they can at Tuchel before he’s really given any proper consideration to his next move. He agreed but reckons there’s no chance. The training ground and planned stadium upgrade have eaten and will eat into a massive chunk of what was and is available.