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My dad's mate, who is sadly no longer with us, drank in the same pub as Ando in Wylam. Apparently Lowes left to look after his sister who was ill, rather than through his own health.

Fans up and down the country have spent money they might not get back.

Knew someone who worked with him at Metro and said he was a nasty piece of work. Got knocked back by a lass working there and just made things miserable for her. Apparently if/when big NUFC News broke and he was needed, it was a running - but true - joke that if you couldn’t get hold of him, ring up some pub (the name of which I can’t recall) and ask for him and he’d be there.

Loses is on the pop again, I see.

Bootcut stonewash jeans at half-mast?

Baaaaaaahahahahaa. Some people need to get a grip.

What the fuck else are we meant to do like?

That’s how I feel anarl, Stokesy

Funeral is next Monday so we’d only lose one MNF. Belta.

More scope for the ICF to be pwopa nawtee if the aw’ biw are busy elsewhere.

Oh well. Gardening on Sunday it is. Fucking joys.

Just print “RIP Queenie” on the back of all players’ shirts instead of their names and play the games ffs.

Watched him a few times for Carlisle when he was there. He was lightyears from being even a Championship keeper when he was first choice there and will probably be even more further away now.

Aside from Steve Bruce generally, I can't ever really recall seeing such a sorry figure inside a football stadium. It was painful watching him go off the pitch at the Gallowgate then have to trudge past the Milburn and down the tunnel.

Nah, she's forever destined to be suggested as the next manager on Ready To Groom, only for everyone else to shoot the OP down.

A lovely montage of Pope's throws merges into a clip of him throwing it into Benzema's foot. It then cuts to him inside SJP pulling this face:

His clanger in the CL final sparked one of the greatest pub fights I've ever seen (Liverpool fans took exception to the piss-taking). A true hero.

Good for us but shit for Brighton. Disappointed as I despise Chelsea. He won't turn it down, but would love to see him tell them to fuck off.

He’s already been tagged in the replies

Nee idea if this is for here or the general thread. Partnered up with other some Turkish hair transplant company. Someone DM our favourite Telegraph reporter…

He seriously needs help.

Has Wilson ever been back when expected?!

I reckon he missed it. Sat there, tongue hanging out, full concentration on trying to peel the wrapper from a single Opal Fruit.