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Someone already suggested Kate Bush's "Babooshka", run with that.

wat

Girls don't like boys, girls like Mo Diame.

Can't stop grinning ffs.

Mourinho complimenting us, saying we fought like animals.

Fucking beaming from ear to ear, man! :D Jonjo Shelvey was fucking outstanding and Martin Dubravka is the second coming of Lev Yashin.

I want to be Martin Dubrakva when I grow up.

Mooy being stretchered off. Apparently no-one wants to see this. Personally, as a Newcastle fan, I don't mind seeing it.

Pogba, Lingard, Alexis, Martial and Lukaku all starting for Man Utd.

Looking forward to watching Dubravka tip a 30-yard daisy-cutter over the bar, like.

Nah, aren't you aware? Steve Wraith was the first person ever to utter those words in that particular order.

LUNACY!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!11 https://twitter.com/PeteGravesSky/status/962674811142012928

https://twitter.com/HanoiToon/status/962670913480146944

Loads of replies to Graves saying that fan accounts are a joke, one of who responding is @nufcrumours

Gonna have to watch on Sky Go. Anyone know a fix for the picture quality? It's fine then occasionally drops.

Motson back to pronouncing Sigurdsson differently in the space of seconds.

Very good, was that today ? Nah, yonks ago. Facey post was from a few days ago though.

Aye, last game of the season. We were heading for a top-half finish until we ballsed it up.

Never, ever imagined Hodgson having this side to him. https://www.facebook.com/fypfanzine/videos/10156071960935349/

Euuurgh.

They're absolute pony, like.

Not keen on the sound McManaman just made...!

This rabble are the chosen fizzy pop game for overseas broadcasters today, if any of our foreign posters fancy a mid-afternoon giggle.

They all want a slap for gannin in fucking Pret tbh.