Used to know of a lad called John Elrington. Lived in Birtley. He and his family were known round the doors as the "Smelly Ellys". Think they moved to Cruddas Park
Gonna stick me neck out and say that's him.
He's an absolute arse. We've just been promoted with Rafa and all he wants to tweet about is how much in the clag the mackems are.
Looks like Jim fucking Branning, anarl.