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Good luck to the guy. I'm sure he'll have known if we got promoted he'd be moved on. Just take the £2m and be done with it.

I see they nabbed a late winner in a 2-1 win over Hartlepool. They're going great guns.

He didn't write that.

Aye it's only the monkey hangers in a friendly, but fucking hell, man.

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Watched a bit of West Ham Fan TV last season in the hope of another "Astra fucking Goo Goo" moment. Pretty much all year they said that Randolph should be starting over Adrian. We've already got enough mediocre keepers. We don't want another one.

Adrian

Can only assume he'll be backup like.

Lascelles saying he's signed before we've confirmed owt.

Mackem mate says he was awful for them last season.

:lol: "Talk of the dressing room" and absolutely fuck all to back that statement up.

Thank fuck for that.

The little bits I've seen over the past few days, Denmark have been class tbf. We're playing Merson, Hendrie, Heskey and Luke Young!

Kinell. Lee "Club rep" Hendrie scores!

Commentators sound like they're broadcasting on a game live from within the Eastern Bloc.

An attempt of a joke, that he's having to play himself. Ah. It's getting late and I've missed the banter bus.

The fuck does this mean btw?

Lee Hendrie and Mark Birchall actually trying to get at one another.

Gerrard's head and shoulders above anyone else on the pitch at the minute.

England 2-0 Scotland in the Star Sixes with 10 mins left. Horsefiddler with both goals.

My uncle Jim once told me "If you can leave your home town, your friends and your family it will open your eyes and make you a man." Tbf I was speaking to my uncle Ben on Saturday and said that Aaron Ramsey was almost certain to be the unanimous choice for footballer of the year. He took the glass of champagne out of my hand and said "You mean Wayne Rooney, don't you?" I told him that he had made a very good point and promptly went home.

Love "Rafa the Gaffa", me.