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I'm just looking forward to seeing the lad pop up on the Liverpool Echo website looking sad, probably with his ma and da either side and each with an arm round him.

Standard "it's not what we want to see" line. Well aye it is man Jones, ye daft mackem cunt.

Is this sarcasm? If not, then aye, pretty much next door.

Leeds. I reckon they'll lose to Brentford and we'll beat Burnley, so nowt'll change.

Presumably this means Eddie's mags will find themselves on the TV on Sunday?

Always good to see such a big club celebrate staying up in the penultimate game with a pitch invasion.

The fuck’s he sat with his arms apart like that for?

Deduct them points for this

Another flare on the pitch at Goodison. How many times is that now?

Eurgh FFS

Nah. Howe's got to give Ryan Fraser the gloves.

Big fat Frank's throwing Alli on. That'll do it.

More fun to blame Ralf's boys for not seeing them off.

Get in Burnley

Pundits on my feed are calling Pickford out for rushing out to argue then not being in position for the goal.

What a guy Ayew is

Ahahahaha

Ah, the rat’s already working himself

This build-up is very Everton-heavy, given the game Sky are showing is Villa vs Burnley.

Bruno vs Southampton for me. While his finish against Norwich was lovely, it's undone a little by the opportunity being gifted to him.

Ngl, I hadn't even heard of Tariq Panja until the takeover saga.

It's possessive. The dictatorship of paedo ma.

They’re usually Saturday/Sunday/Monday over the bank holiday. However because the bank holiday is now Thursday/Friday to celebrate paedo ma’s dictatorship, they had to move one.

Just need to present themselves as privately-educated managers of daddy's hedge fund and they'll be areet.