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The kind of vitriolic comment I'm here for.

Just seen Uncle Colin's joined Twitter

What a hilarious king of banter he is. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/andy-robertson-team-bus-beers-27053797?fbclid=IwAR0kVO4eEsGYHM3J7JqXB4Ht5TlK-gquNHwpV3_oFw5y3ZuKjT3QF121peI

This pretty much explains everything. Had numerous farcical seasons on and off the pitch prior to going down.

I'm sure Almiron will get his own back by scuffing a 20-yard daisy-cutter into Ederson's hands next time we play them.

Riyad Mahrez playing like Almiron would be better than Almiron.

It's always funny how much continually exclaiming "handball" when watching rugby with an actual fan riles them up.

The people on my turnstiles are usually gassing with one another and not paying the slightest bit of attention. Honestly think being a steward has to be one of the easiest jobs going. Literally only have to ensure you don't fall asleep standing up and you're grand.

Oh aye, there's still a pompous attitude there, but it takes a bigger man to admit he was wrong and give credit where it's due. The likes of Delaney and scaresthebairns will never give Howe credit for what he's achieved.

Feel dirty finding myself agreeing with Jordan occasionally, like. There's no doubt he's a Tory and presumably a monarchist, but he said he fully understood why Liverpool fans were booing Prince William at the cup final and were entitled to their views, while Jim White was gasping to paint them as absolute scum. Booing the national anthem was too far though, apparently.

But never warranted a £25m fee. My point is the same people who are bleating about our spending now are also those who sneered at the deal.

It's one of the most boring narratives going and anyone trying to make such a point should also have to explain what a shrewd piece of business it was spending more than a quarter of that on Chris Wood. They won't and can't.

Luka Milovojevic. Purely because it always felt like he had nothing of note to his game other than being able to take penalties, which Palace were getting in abundance.

Me mam's mellowed now but when I still lived with me parents it was forever "what, there's more bloody football on?!?!", completely ignoring the fact all games were on a channel dedicated to sport - not something mainstream

I can't get over the "respect the kicker" bullshit whenever there's a penalty/conversion and falling silent. A massive point if being a fan in the stadium is to play your part in giving your team the upper edge - and ultimately as a player to show you have the strength to overcome that psychologically. One of the best examples I've been part of is in NFL games when the visiting team are on third down. Frenetic jeering to the max.

"Ah *sips pint of lukewarm Speckled Hen* but football is a gentlemen's game played by thugs, whereas rugby *ruffle of gore-tex jacket* is a thug's game played by gentlemen" "They get paid too much, we should give that money to soldiers"

Rangnick says he didn't know ten Hag was there and that they've not spoke in person? Wasn't the narrative at the beginning of the week he'd binned off Ajax's post-season trip and gone to the training ground?

Might just be the ones I know personally, but they're all just relieved to be out the division and aren't really getting carried away. However they're pretty much all season ticket holders and not fair-weather fans who have stayed at home most of the season before going down to London.

Nice to see Timothy giving the ball away cheaply, just like he did against us.

I want us to sign Phillips just for the inevitable Chronicle story about 12-year-old Tyler getting excluded from school for copying his haircut.

Howay, what's the shitting on a train story?

Embarrassing, smalltime, etc etc...

I'm amazed no-one's told him to get his head up and if they have, that he's still not doing it. It's such a massive flaw in his game. You can see it when he's running, he's looking at the ball.