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Gone back to playing Ready To Go beforehand. Reliving the glory days of Alex Rae, Chris Makin and Michael Proctor.

The cat eyes. Still find it funny as fuck a club playing in red and white decided to give itself the nickname "black cats"

They've got a banner flag. Cute.

Again, it just highlights how neglected the training ground had become. Fucking "adequate", according to Penfold.

Hartlepool have sacked Graham Lee. Seemed like he was doing a decent job after taking over from Challinor.

Aye, I can't see him signing for us whatsoever. Unless he has to leave Everton and it's only between us and the Dog & Duck, he'll go to whoever else has a bid accepted - and I'm more than happy with that.

Was told by someone ITK over the weekend his Twitter is completely managed by his social media team fwiw.

Also just dawned on me that the local Seville populace don’t believe in the same god as Rangers either. Gonna be delightful as fuck.

The Seville natives are going to be confused as fuck when they see banners with Lee Rigby’s dial on popping up everywhere.

Rangers will do are lizzy proud in her jubilee year ??????

Easiest way round that is at least require a purchase history with the club. Fulham do this when selling tickets for their “neutral end” () now to try and stop away fans from buying them up, given it’s next to the away section with no segregation.

Cor blimey. More ‘eartbweakin’ then when Gwarnt and Fiw started ‘ittin each aava.

I can’t get angry when Jacob Murphy was given six fucking years.

Shaping up to be the perfect evening for those of us who don’t have owt dodgy on our hard drives.

I feel like the fact it’s only a year is just us covering our arses. Not even sure he’ll get a squad place next year, but even if he’s right down the pecking order I’d sooner have him as a centre half of left back option than the likes of Clark, Ritchie and Lewis.

Given it's the cornerstone of most dishes from across the Asian continent, I feel like that's an incredibly sweeping and short-sighted statement to make.

Give it another day or two and I chuck in an FOI asking how many reports were made involving female victims within SR postcodes between 00.01 on 1 May and 00.01 on 2 May. Just summat for the awld back pocket, like.

Heard from someone today - who I don’t doubt whatsoever - that despite his pally articles, Bruce didn’t/doesn’t like Edwards and even referred to him as a “cunt” to people at the club. Apparently didn’t/can’t recall Edwards’ tale of the two having a pint in Florida. Same person also said he went to see Bruce at the training ground one day - having seen him in the morning as players returned - but was told he wouldn’t be there as he (Bruce) was going to Portugal. He didn’t believe it but it was 100 per cent true and Agnew and Clemence took training without the manager. The story of training being delayed until 3.30 one day because Bruce was on a later flight back from Portugal is also apparently 100 per cent true.

Salah left a leg in on him late on anarl. Dubs ran out but looked back and had a word. There was nee apology. Salah knew what he’d done.

The criticism of us spending £90m, while simultaneously laughing at us for spending £25m of that on Chris Wood will never not be glorious.

Would love it if we’re nowt’s each against Burnley on the final day. Have Fabby Schär put the ball on the goal line, sit on it and edge forwards so it comically goes backwards into the net.

Irish Club is spot on. It’s where the food bank stems from and is left-wing as fuck. Might look grim but the beer is good, it shows the early game and holds events like this.

Anyone going in the Dog and Parrot wants their head examining. Anyone looking for a decent pint of Guinness outside the Irish Club wants their head examining.

Surprised Liverpool didn’t get awarded a free kick

Is Andre Marriner still giving these cunts free kicks?