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The absolute state of this, man.

Is the cunt growing himself a little bit of a goatee?

Pinching this for future use.

https://twitter.com/IanWright0/status/670636731109122049

Just leaving this here.

And I'm feeling glad all over.

us winning.

What a celebration.

Swear down we've had this discussion at least three or four times.

Just had an email to say I've been unsuccessful in the second ballot, so no more tickets. Don't think I left a great deal of money in my account for them to take, so I'm not entirely surprised!

So much hot air.

Arsenal - fans carry on like cringeworthy dicks. Piers Morgan Aston Villa - May 2009. Bournemouth - Relegation rival. Fuck off Chelsea - self explanatory. Got Surrey-based family who are all a bunch of fucking hosepipes that support them as well. Detestable pricks. Crystal Palace - Simon Jordan, Steve Parish, Alan Pardew Everton - Thomas Gravesen. Cunt. Leicester City - Envy. Fuck off Liverpool - self explanatory. Just look at their fans ffs. Man City - Rich. Can't fill their ground. Man Utd - Glory supporting fuckbags who are now tearful because they're not winning every week. Newcastle United - a club owned by a cunt, sponsored by cunts. Norwich City - Delia Smith is fucking awful. Southampton - Matt Le Tissier. Again, envy to some degree. Stoke City - Lived there for a year. Never known people like that lot. So fucking weird. sunderland - self explanatory. Gladly now suffering the nonsequences. Swansea City - fucking managed to win a cup while we're still waiting. Tottenham Hotspur - Used to be because of Redknapp. Now it's just envy. Watford - bit of a nothing club who are benefiting from an ambitious owner. Envy again. West Bromich Albion - Again, a nothing club. Tony Pulis. Jeremy Peace. Somen Tchoyi West Ham United - Gold, Sullivan, the Olympic Stadium, Danny Dyer, the general hooligan attitude.

Apparently Fletcher was going to be called to give evidence about Johnson's pubic area.

'Kinell, man!

http://www.sunderland.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=11475 "Bridge Over the River Nonce"

Looks like Leighton Baines in the courtroom sketch.

After a 2-1 defeat by the best team in the world? Tough crowd. You'd think those islanders would be canny laid back. Got bored of watching one of the local cats lick its bollocks.

Who's he even gan on about though? Who's been sticking her fanny in his dial?

You think I'm weird. My mate worked in a road across the road from it at the time, he stupidest told the stripper he had. The next day for a week she came in for her lunch asking for my mate. Wat.

Stifler just keeps getting better and better. Or weirder and weirder, depending on what way you want to look at it.

What a wank pen.

2-1. Will.I.An.

Decent save from Willy.

Danny Murphy reckoned that was a shot from Iheanacho ffs.