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And how the fuck the cunt Colback has just walked back into the team.

Genuinely don't think our squad is that good, tbh. There's a few decent players in there, surrounded by a large amount of shite.

Such a prontonising yank imbecile.

He really is thick as fuck.

Craig Hope? It's all well and good if we bin him and have someone (preferably vaguely competent) ready to step in. However if we're binning him and f***ing about drawing up a "shortlist" like we did when Pardle left, then there's no point whatsoever. Sadly, I think the latter will turn out to be the case if we do give McClaren the boot. As has been said 5,729 times, we should've binned him after Chelsea. We could've even afforded a week or so to get interviews etc done.

Simon Bird reckons he's got something going out shortly. Twas embargoed until 10.30pm.

I've seen mackems on Facebook who are still determined to convince themselves that "any club would've done exactly the same given the circumstances" in some form of desperate attempt to justify lifting his suspension. Doesn't make it any more right, ffs.

Lose 2-0.

Keep doing what you're doing and we'll have plenty to shout about m8. https://twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/705380496381874177

"Who sounds thick as fuck when he speaks?"

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the shit up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to shit directly in without a stepladder.

Bet he still gave Dummett an 8.

And they've lost 5-4.

Heed currently in a sudden death penalty shootout with Halifax.

AREET ALAN M8?

Anyone who isn't at a 10 really needs their head examining, I'm sorry.

BUT HE MADE A SAVE ONCE! HE'S GOOD!

That Butland save in contrast to Blob's abilities.

What the fuck is that fat fucking mess in nets doing? Fuck off, man.

Absolutely clear as day we're doing nothing but play for a draw. Pathetic.

What a fucking awful team.

Heart NE have tweeted his police mugshot. He looks absolutely baked.

Be amazed if he's found not guilty of digital penetration, given the nature of the messages. Think he might get away with a suspended sentence.

The bloke isn't well.

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=pardew%20out&src=typd