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Shelvey has somehow managed to get even worse.

At least Townsend's been tracking back. Shelvey and Wijnaldum have done absolutely fuck all.

Fucking hell Dummett fuck off you utter, utter clown.

Any chance of us actually fucking doing anything?

Pissing it down in Liverpool according to Chris Waugh.

Must admit, I fancy Alan Barnes to score a 30-yard screamer.

If there's people out there running away because others are calling a cunt, a cunt then I'm done with the world.

Pure buzzing for Yoan Gouffran's appearance in the 70th minute, me.

'Twas absolutely glorious being in the away end that night. Had far more fun waving posters and hollering abuse at that bellend than I would have if we'd bored our way to a 1-0 win. The venom was absolutely fantastic. A dad and his lad near us went to stand somewhere else at half time because they couldn't stand the heckling. Clearly supported the daft cunt.

Get in Wayne Hennessey.

Valencia should've scored that. Not quite up there with Boleyn Ground legend Samassi Abou, though.

:lol: that elbow. Needless.

What an absolute fucking paperclip that man is. I see in another quote he's pinning everything on Bolasie being fit.

Minging set of results tonight. We could be well adrift by the time the weekend's over.

Eh? How does that make any sense? Eight games tonight and only two tomorrow, tbf.

Pretty much everyone reckons we'll lose

Fucking hell, man. They're talking about things still happening as long as the paperwork's in. Just give it a rest.

Can't really remember owt happening since the night we stood in Sinners and watched Man City sign Robinho.

Garde apparently "considering his future" after Villa bought no-one, according to the prick White.

Good Shelvey can actually pass a ball forward We've got someone to tediously compare Obertan's stats with There'll be fewer "start Thauvin ffs" posts every Saturday We've got a steady six months of making age-related jokes with regards to Doumbia Perez's new contract should mean we can fleece Spurs for a couple of million more in the summer Bad We're still not going to score any goals We're still going to concede loads of goals It's seemingly appeased a few fans Jack Colback is still conscious

Glorious.

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Are Burra making their new signings stand in front of that wall Uncal Mick and his band of merry men scribbled on?

Just been having a deeks at player registrations and that. How the fuck wasn't I aware Anita's full name is Vurnon San Benito Anita? http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2015-16/sep/030915-2015-2016-premier-league-squads-announced.html

Sounds like we're flogging Tart 1. Get French Football ‏@GFN_France Breaking | Marseille have activated the buy option in Rémy Cabella's loan deal, purchasing him from Newcastle! http://bit.ly/DDay2016 (RMC)