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Annoyed that people on Twitter are getting flustered over comments made by Stan Collymore. This is a man who when he isn't kicking the fuck out of women, sticks his knob in car windows in the hope they'll suck him off. Allegedly. Classy cunt.

Frank De Boer, purely to get fans in Ashington talking.

Proper love how there's absolutely NO MANAGERS available or even in the world other than Tony Pulis and Tim Sherwood, like. Must be such a handful for those two managing every club ever.

Crystal Palace's new tactic to winning games unveiled in song format.

Mick Lowes is just gutted John Carver ate that pie he was promised when he was told to do the presser.

If Palace pay him £2.5m, that's £208,333 for each league win he's managed in the last 12 months - 12.

One of the greatest days of me sad, pathetic little life, this.

Based on what I've read about him, Tommy Tuchel.

http://s12.postimg.org/9uca085h9/Screen_Shot_2014_12_28_at_23_28_59.png While we're discussing Pardew, that's one he'd be proud of.

Can Bolasi play as a secondary left back? "Lads, I've devised the 'perfect corner'. What we'll do is float it to Brede Hangeland at the back post. Trust me, it works."

Rumours now doing the round he's busy devising a plan for Chamakh to play as a 'number 10' as well as making Barry Bannan his 'quarterback'.

:lol: Still can't believe that there's a club out there even more stupid than ourselves to want to give this cunt a job in management.

You know you could probably break Twitter by posting that, given the amount of divvys on there?

"Goodluck Mr Pardew, thanks for the years" ? http://s4.postimg.org/s9taezdd9/Screen_Shot_2014_12_28_at_22_24_34.png "Thanks for four instantly forgettable years" "Thanks for four painful years" "fuck off and gan lose to sunderland again you cunt"

I really think this will happen. It's fucking glorious.

They can have Alan Shitforbrains if they want. I'd gladly swap.

He'd jump at the chance. Even if he struggles there, the shitstorm whipped up in the local rags won't be anywhere near as big. The worry is that MA would keep him here because he's too fucking bone idle to find a replacement.

Colin Wanker, an anagram of Neil Warnock.

Is that a TaylorJ photoshop?

Hope to fuck it's not because of what that article is implying.

Anyone got a link to where Carver(?) said this cunt has us working four days a week on defending?

I know a lot of people don't like his shouty, sweary bravado but he hits the nail firmly on the head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQIHEQ4xE4&feature=youtu.be&a

Daryl is god.

Posted something on facebook before and one lad I know has called me a 'broken record' for peddling more 'Pardew out crap'. Honestly, man. These people deserve everything they get.

Became apparent when we lumped him with set piece duties.