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Imagine being Niall Quinn, permanently looking like you're going to burst into tears. o.

The away one looks like one of them radge Hackett polo shirts. Will suit the Stoke faithful perfectly.

last minute too, wasn't it?

Back to being absolutely bobbins again.

Fucking Eupremier League.

The fat cunt will be sat there having witnessed that thinking there's no reason to invest probably.

How the fuck did he miss that?!?!?!?!

our passing is fucking bobbins.

Knew as soon as that ball was going to go in the box Lukaku would be the one that reached it.

Leon Osman impersonating me gran when I used to kick a ball about in the garden with her as a bairn.

Good goal, but can't help but think Colo would've stopped him had he not slipped and gone on his arse, similar to the way Peter Reid would've stopped Maradona had he bothered to chop him from behind.

What the fuck has he been doing in training that's made anyone think "get Dummy on the ball, he can whip a dangerous one in"?

"I've been reading this, John. It's no use. We can't win" http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ClGI92INL._SY300_.jpg

Fucking get Gouffran off.

Not getting to see Barkley's dive again, the little cunt?

LdJ has been utterly hopeless.

John Anderson doesn't think he made 'that much' of a contribution when he came on. :lol; Just the f***ing assist. Who is John Anderson and how is he getting paid for that s***. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Anderson_(Irish_footballer)

John Anderson doesn't think he made 'that much' of a contribution when he came on.

Go on... Essentially the reason we've been able to score late goals is because we're not in the waffa.

Another little negative mention for the Waffa Cup on his Total Sport interview.

Are Spurs sponsored by the Outhere Brothers & Molella's "If You Wanna Party" next season?

Training ground has finally been awarded cat one status. It's on the clubs twitter feed.

What annoyed me on Saturday is that he wasn't taking risks. There were a few balls floated in that for once weren't straight to Speroni which the Palace defenders left, unaware he was lurking behind. He should've been anticipating every time this might be the case and throwing himself at them.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02591/joe-kinnear_2591671b.jpg 10,000.

Mackem on Total Sport booting off at Marco. First point of note, he's doing that mackem extra syllable thing. Gloat has become "glowat" Second point, "If I was Jack Colback or that North Korean bloke, I wouldn't be happy either."