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eurgh, Bent man, ffs.

My lasting memory of van Bommel is that absolute screamer he scored against England at WHL.

what? Did Butland refuse to play up front or something?

Was a scout for Jim Smith, Bobby Robson, Roeder. Bernard, Nzogbia, Srnicek Relative mediocrity, then.

Totally agree, especially considering who it actually went to. Definitely. Given his media chums began to talk him up for it, he probably thought it was nailed on tbh.

He's just not cut out for the top level. Should've been binned in summer 2011.

He's definitely one of the most prolific defenders of his generation. http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7987/screenshot20130611at110.png

Peter Whittingham corner floated to Willo back-post is all part of Malky's plans for PL survival.

They give out Islamic loans. Just Islamic loans? Muslamic Ray Loans.

Based on absolutely nothing at all, I still think deep down he'll be vexed that he didn't end up getting the Man Utd gig.

back in my day it cost 3 shillings and sixpence to get into St. James' Park. Not the ridiculous cost you pay nowadays. And you have to sit. Back then I'd stand in the paddock of the Gallowgate with Albert, Wilf and Clive. I'd be knackered from working at the shipyards all week but I'd always come into the town early with the wife. We'd go and get a quarter pound of liver and a Chronicle but of course women didn't go to football back then - their place was in the home. So I'd send her back indoors while I went for a swift half. We had a cracking inside-right. I've forgotten his name now but he was from Yorkshire. Not France or any of that muck we have playing for us at the minute. I remember he scored a belting goal from outside the box, really hammered it. Of course now with these modern footballs you wouldn't have to put half as much effort in. Bunch of pansies those lads are nowadays. Rolling round for nothing - in my day real men kicked the crap out of one another - and they smoked 20 a day...

Rather upset that we don't have one. Be great to see some asshole dressed up as a cartoon Magpie harassing the opposition. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/56/27/0,,10278~9512790,00.jpg fucking Yanks pretending Monty and Maggie don't exist, man.

LOLZ BEN ARFA WIL OF ETON THEM ORL.

He will join a great list of goalkeepers that went on to be managers. Willie McFaul, Nigel Adkins, Bryan Gunn, Mike Walker and Kevin Blackwell - such legendary names. And Dino Zoff, obviously.

Taylor_J get's his wish Neil Cameron ‏@NeilCameron5 5m Newcastle look like they are going to play Motherwell in a friendly game. July 16 possible date #NUFC

Remy turns Newcastle down in January Newcastle approach Arsenal about Gervinho as an alternative Really not sure what's so hard to understand about that.

ZOMG!!!!!!!11!!!! wer guna sine Ashley Cole!!!!!111 Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3 17m Chillin wit my Geordie bros in LA☀ #LoveGeordies #HolidayBanter pic.twitter.com/D1Iv3HINR0

Argentina vs. England in 2002 on ESPN Classic. Trevor Sinclair and Danny Mills in the World Cup, man.

aside from the BUY MOBILES!!!!!1111!!! logo, and the "we are Derby" that's canny, IMO.

So much hypocrisy from some in here, never mind Cisse. Wonga announced as sponsors: "they're scum, I shan't be buying it!!!!!!!111111!!" Cisse apparently refuses to wear the shirt: "Sorry, Papiss. You're a hypocrite - just wear it"

went in that new NE4 bar yesterday, tucked just behind Shark Club. Another pre-match watering hole on offer.

why is everyone having a pop at him? I'm on his side. Fuck Wonga, man!

fucks sake man, fuck off Chelsea.

Love this talk of scouts - plural. I thought we had Graham Carr, and that's it?

anyone think he sounds exactly like this bloke?