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Last night SSN were showing a clip from MNF back in November where Howe talked Carragher through that corner routine. It's a class little move. Only issue is it heavily involves one R. Fraser

All sounds very promising, like. Buzzing for the Brentford game now.

“Yuh call them sleeves rowalled, son? Ah show yuh rowalled…”

Just “e-sports” in general tbh

“Thuv not gorra sewpa dewpa compewter… we ‘av!”

This. As far as we know, Howe’s not actually been to Newcastle during the talks. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re stunting up some photos of him and the entire backroom team at SJP, ready to be packaged up as part of an announcement with some sort of hashtag. Let the media team sort it all out today to punt out on a Monday morning.

Mackem mate wants them to bin the used car salesman immediately and get Colin in.

I’m hopeful we can still get a decent fee for him because I think he’ll be moved on fairly sharpish when the reshuffle begins. Can’t say I’d be disappointed either because I struggle to see how he’ll improve no matter who’s in charge.

Watched some of the England behind the scenes stuff in the summer and he seemed to have some interesting drills on the go. I think, it’s confirmed now having seen him, that’s his level - very much a coach rather than a manager. He might be able to work well with certain players to fine tune particular aspects of their game but he’s not cut out for overseeing how an entire team plays over 90 minutes.

What odd timing

only we’d contrive to not work a centre half in nets.

Get in! So undeserved

Has the finishing ability of an obese, pissed-up 50-year-old though.

Convinced Sanchez is fluffing his kicking just to goad us. ”Fuckin look at this ya daft cunts *whack* straight at yas and yas still cannat dee owt”

Nah, it’s worse. The pub team would at least play without fear and have a go for the craic.

Just lumping a free kick forward, only for Wilson to foul his man

Is Darlow still observing the minute’s silence, the thick fuck?

What the actual fuck is our game plan here? Just sit off and hope they get so bored they boot it in their own net for the lols?!?!?!

Did Darke just call Jenas “Jermaine Jones”? His granny’ll be having a fit

No-one’s spotted Howe. I’m sure he’ll be picked out in disguise in due course. “My name is Mr Ewoh and I come from some place far away”

Just got to hope the unsuspecting fan in row F, seat 63 is able to do something with it

Fernandez still cannat get on the bench

Mansfield beating the massive lads in the FA Cup

Wonder if this absolute cretin has taken his dog to a fireworks display tonight - and subsequently lost it again?

What are we thinking? Announced tomorrow morning, Howe (and maybe Tindall) in the stands with BT cutting to him every 10 minutes as we get pumped four-nowt?