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I’m sure Agnew will easily find another role, given his ability to clap encouragement for 90 minutes while I’m certain Clemence will land a nice call centre job where he can use his shit earpiece.

Can the thread be renamed “Bald Tory Nonce-sense”?

What a fucking weapon he is, man. Honestly.

A ringing endorsement. A side shipping goals left, right and centre and the cunt can’t “set a team up defensively to save his life”. Class.

Eddie “Howe man, ya fuckin little daft cunt”

I did, but I don’t see him as someone who will necessarily come in and change things around too much - and most definitely not straight away. We expected it from Jones, it didn’t happen and I see the same here.

Howe is so underwhelming like. Honestly don’t think he’ll change that much. Can’t see him instantly thinking it makes far more sense to have a ball-playing centre half in the side rather than Ciaran twatting Clark, for example.

Eddie Howe

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

Gonna ring social services in the morning like. Clearly there’s neglectful parents still not brought to justice for dropping their kids on their head if people reading into that De Marco tweet is owt to go by.

I see they’re having another lovely trip to South Yorkshire

Couldn’t mastermind a five-wun defeyt ter Rotherham, marra.

What’s Emery’s opinion of Matt Ritchie? That’s all I want to know tbh. If he thinks he’s utter shite and should never play again, I’ll drive to Spain and fetch him here myself.

Howay, man For Emery or A N Other?

Would probably applaud anyone who went in two-footed on Ritchie and ended his career tbh.

“Even though his name sounds similar to the Sunderland-born striker, he is in fact of no relation to the ex-Charlton Athletic man”

He - and his mate Mike Graham - are a proper pair of archetypal gammon weirdos.

Agree on the Michael Keane comments. Never been able to understand the fuss.

Nah we didn’t. On the couple of occasions Wilson actually won a header and flicked it on anarl, ASM hasn’t made the run. It was embarrassing to watch.

Aye it’s rank. The lad who sits next to me has major anger issues and also likes to pass comment on every bloody pass. Honestly thought he was about to keel aawa as the veins in his neck became more prominent as he shouted “what the fuck’s that? It’s coming straight back!” each time we punted it.

The absolute worst was the kick off after each goal conceded. Straight back to Darlow who came tearing out of his box to belt it as far as he could with everyone rushing forward. Honestly thought I was watching egg-chasing ffs. Next step would’ve been to kick it into touch.

Feels like the remembrance hype gets more ridiculous every year.

Disgusting lack of bigging up the opposition and describing what an honour it is to grace the same pitch as them.

Another Sharples masterpiece

Two of the shittest penalties I’ve ever seen from QPR