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“For just £188,000 you can feed Alex Hurst for an entire week”

Tempted to try and ring in just to shout “bald tory nonce” before inevitably being booted off.

I don’t care for either of the Old Firm teams or their fans, but Rangers seem to have an entire support of wrong ‘uns. Proper weirdos.

Wraith would be proud.

Nah, she’s @janey1000 on Twitter I think.

Just said the highlights later include an Andorran goal against Portugal - who played the Republic of Ireland last night. Poland, you cretinous fuck. Poland.

Albania are absolute dogshit. Thought they were meant to be half-decent?!

Find it ironic that Hurst and Wraith are gasping for the club to give them freebies when their political views align with the idea that you shouldn’t expect to leech off the fortune of others.

They need to fix the outside of the tunnel, too. Looks like the entrance to a shit Magaluf bar.

The club crest back up there would look better than Newcastle United IMO.

Find this weird, like.

I still think we really need a striker too, either who could play alongside Wilson if required or at minimum be an adequate replacement. While his fitness may improve with proper coaching, we’re still rather toothless up front without him.

Honestly, every time I look at him I’m expecting him to say that every vehicle comes with a six month warranty and if we wait two minutes, he’ll nip off and get the keys. Think the coat he tends to wear adds to the appearance.

Wasn’t Purslow at Liverpool for a bit when Gerrard was still playing?

Well he didn't give any of that as context!

You know a coroner is someone who conducts an inquest into a person's cause of death, aye?

What he says is "That's Cal's finish... not the best" and Wilson's grinning in the background. It's said in jest.

Glad finally has someone seen what we all see - that there’s fuck all off-the-ball movement

Best bit are the replies from everyone asking for photos of Shelvey chucking his guts up

For those getting twitchy:

What drivel.

He works for the BBC. They don’t do clickbait because there’s no ad revenue to be generated.

There was a suggestion while he was in early this morning, the players weren’t due in until later on. Obviously meeting them comes first. I’d imagine he’ll do something this afternoon but the club media team will need time to edit it.

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