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The Doom Bar’s gone off. We’ve all had a good night. Someone come and collect their da please.

Managed to look even more of a daft cunt on the telly. Well done lad.

Not his greatest game, but it was enlightening seeing how willing he was to bring it out from the back compared the the previously-tried triumvirate of toss (Clark, Lascelles and Krafth). Baby steps.

Clean sheets win games. There’s fucking nowt to suggest we’ll keep a twatting one against anyone else. Until or unless we address this issue we’re as good as down.

Played well today but isn’t irreplaceable. There’s others who can switch play in one move. Shop well in January and we can gladly say goodbye.

His distribution is diabolical. Far too slow to release when there’s a counter on and hoofs it aimlessly otherwise. Absolutely rotten.

We can’t defend for shit. We urgently need a couple of decent full backs. As long as we’re conceding goals from crosses - which is all too often - we’re down.

Belongs in Billy Smart’s circus, this clown. Can’t guard his front post to save his life

You couldn’t make it up

Don’t let the door stot off your baaaaldy heed on the way out x

You’re putting something in writing. You’re not intending to stalk players/managers, film yourself at games or find another way to make a tit of yourself in the process.

I know it’s been discussed on here a lot, but I don’t get - nor do I think I’ll ever get - the whole fan channel thing and the amount of saturated content there is. From looking at Twitter there must be a dozen people trying to peddle a NUFC channel. I can only assume everyone involved is doing it either as an ego-boost or to try and spin a few quid Surely your average fan, of which I’m just one, isn’t that bothered? I watch every game and form my own view. I’m interested in those of others to some extent, but much prefer sharing them over a pint after the game. I’m only 33 but presumably that’d be classed as “old-fashioned” to the kids. I don’t listen to any NUFC podcasts either. With all due respect I’m honestly not that fussed in what the likes of George Caulkin or Chris Waugh think. I don’t consider them any more insightful when it comes to tactics, style of play or management than Knacka Ned in the Newcastle Arms/Irish Centre (my pre-match haunts) - they just occasionally know a little more about what’s happening by the scenes.

Such a bunch of fucking knackas, man. Try and make a career on Youtube talking about Newcastle United by all means (there's far too many of you, so let's be honest it won't happen though) but purposely acting like arseholes isn't helping anyone.

Shelvey pressing He's like a 80-summat grandad pretending to chase a toddler round the garden.

Got a canny shiner on his left eye.

Was grim as owt. Coach left about 3am on the Sunday and didn’t return until 2am on the Monday. I was absolutely knackered, hungover by a 16-year-old’s shady drinking standards and had double physics first thing - weeks before me GCSEs. Got a proper bollocking for having me head on the desk constantly.

Aye. It’s just his name akin to the chant of “Your ground’s too big for you” et al.

Shearer, Lee, Solano.

Had a part-time job in Primark while completing me master’s dissertation (it was as miserable as you’d think) and he came in with a mate. Obviously we spoke to him - and got a photo on the shop floor. He had baskets and baskets off clothes so someone on tills politely asked him why. Said he was buying it all to ship back to Argentinian orphanages. The bloke’s a class act. Hope he enjoys his retirement.

ItLOLy

Are we actually going to hit double figures?

MOAR PENALTIES THAN AN ALCOHOLIC MOTORIST

Matterface missing a trick not stating that Kane’s finding the target more than Kevin Costner in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

When was the last time any cunt set foot in HMV, Matterface you absolute cretin?

Matterface claiming they’ll “have the goals as they go in”, seemingly forgetting he works for ITV so there’s a good chance they won’t