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eurgh, just been made aware the pub I'm going to is gonna contain plastic scousers.

don't have ESPN so off to the pub. Can't be arsed to start drinking this early though. 12 o'clock is such a shit kick off time.

starting on the bench I reckon.

Wazzaroon08 Wayne rooney Just watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi simple things...

the ginger scotsman with some product placement there

no interviews.

'Messi Never Dives' on everyone's favourite video-sharing website.

get in Messi.

hope to fuck Messi shouted 'Megs!' or the Spanish equivalent to Casillas.

bunch of Newcastle supporters saying this is the worst game of football they've ever seen.

did Marcelo even touch him?

bye Jose lad.

bye Pepe lad.

Pepe looked so majestic soaring through the air in slow motion there.

just seen that. Christ almighty!

Sheff Utd last season was a laugh, partly due to some highbrow chanting directed towards the set of kids next to the barrier (below), who didn't get any of it and tried to act hard, only to be shot down by more witticisms from our lot http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6862/13543168512124261614014.jpg

'mags wear their shirts all the time, we dinnit' :lol: it takes some beating the time a family of mackems (mam, dad, 3 kids) came into work obviously en-route back from the SoS (or maybe their local with TringSport, I dunno) all kitted in this season's shirt, kids with faces painted. I shook my head. Mother then turns round, her face painted anarl.

another one, Hull away, pre-season 2007 (I think?! Maybe 2006). Tuesday night 7.45 game. Drove down, so was sober, lost 1-0, the kids played. Complete waste of time, money and effort

was at that one. The party tent was there that year, and also the following year when we lost 3-1 under Allardyce.

Bolton was fucking rubbish. Went there when we lost 1-0 in the relegation season. The one pub nearby wasn't letting away fans in, so we just went and got cans from ASDA and sat in the retail park, much to the disgust of the locals.

Was at that one. We got stuck in Birmingham after 'cos some little shit on our bus couldn't handle his drink and got nicked before the game. His mam knew the bloke running the busses so he was loathed to leave him behind. I do remember falling over 3 rows of seats or so when Shola put us 1-0 up inside 90 seconds or something. Didn't Milan Baros also take a contender for 'worlds shittest penalty' in that game too?

Sheff Wed last boxing day. Had about 10 cans by 10am, everyone knocking back turkey sarnies, pelting random cars with snowballs at Wakefield services, proper ground, holiday season so everyone was in a good mood.

Scunthorpe away last season. All started when I went to collect pre-booked tickets at Central, the machine was acting up and not recognising the booking number I gave. Had to stand in a massive queue to have them printed manually, missed the train and had to get on another one down to Doncaster. Glanford Park is in the middle of nowhere, so had to get a taxi, which I'm sure we were fleeced for. Theres only one pub around, which was packed, so could only have a few pints. Glanford Park itself is the shittest ground I have ever been to in my entire life. No booze available inside either. The game itself was fucking shit. Geremi was worse than useless. One of the poorest displays I've seen in a black and white shirt against shit opposition and the rest weren't much better. The fucking taxi driver that picked us up to take us back to the station decided to park up in McDonalds, rather than wait on the side of the road like loads of others were, so we got stuck in traffic and nearly missed the train. The train from Scunny back to Doncaster was one of those Northern Rail two carriage chuggers, it was slow as fuck and stank of piss. We had a 45 minute layover in Doncaster. All the pubs near the station were shut and we couldn't find an off-license to buy some cans. Something happened at York and the train stopped there for a further half an hour.

just needs to stop being stubborn. Sign a decent keeper and someone like Darren Bent that can put the ball in the back of the net.