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VOTE HOPE 2024

Hark back to the hazy summer of 2019 when Douglas and the Chronicle were churning out multiple articles daily about how great and lovely Stephen Roger was - when we all knew it’d come to this eventually.

Cunt looks like a fucking pylon.

Hope he trots out his “work in progress” line shortly, just for the lols. it’s been a while and it’d be utterly hilarious

We’re as good as down. We’re absolutely rank.

Write Jeffrey off at your peril

This is fucking rotten

I see he doesn’t understand the ongoing legal wrangles. Here you go, Stephen: A new dairy farm has started its own range of butter (salted, obvzzz) and want the main supermarkets to stock it. However Lurpak, Country Life, Anchor et al are worried it’ll affect their sales. In turn, they’ve lobbied Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons and Asda not to stock it. Those four supermarkets are now batting off the dairy farm with various reasons why they can’t stock their lovely salty fucking butter despite also claiming to offer customers a variety of options.

Just reading through pages of this thread and it sounds like we’re missing Nicholas Parsons. Should get this done in “Just a Minute” style.

His wee pal’s chirping up again. Fucking yawn. He can say he’s been briefed by “sources” but unless one of them is Mike Ashley, he has as much of a clue as the rest of us. No-one at the club knows what he’s thinking.

Honestly reckon me dog could take better set pieces than Matt Ritchie. Wouldn’t fucking thrash at it as soon as he’s not cleared the wall, either.

Faaaaackinell. Jacob Murphy forgetting he possesses the footballing ability of Jacob Murphy

Fucking sickening knowing the buttery cunt will be laughing about it later ”hahaha yuh know Janet, yuh couldn’t have imagined the amount of sweat comin off us when eye thought that wus in. Hohoho, dripping I was!”

They’re making Butter Simulator now? Kinell.

Fucking class knowing he'll be lying in bed right now reading that with Janet having to fan him down as his face gets redder and redder, molten butter seeping from his pores.

“Look, Janet. It is essential. It’s a good source of Vitamin A and a howp there’s some left on the shelves. Make no mistake, there might be a queue but it is what it is - if there’s no Lurpak, get the Countrylife.”

A valid point. Poor Janet’d probably start getting dirty looks from the staff in Asda during her thrice-daily Lurpak runs.

What a barrel of embarrassment he is. The comments about West Ham and Southampton are cringeworthy, the comment about scoring goals is pathetic and the line about keeping the club ticking along where it is - 19th in the PL - is that of a self-accepting patsy. I’m honestly stunned his family haven’t told him he’s best off jacking it in. Either they enjoy seeing him suffer, they’re as greedy as he is or both.

Another one for their list…

I honestly think one of the reasons we won’t get rid is because no thought will have been given to replacing him. When our day-to-day operations are basically overseen entirely by Lee Charnley (with Ashley’s permission via Justin Barnes) then there’s no consideration given to the bigger picture. There’s no forward planning. Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if binning Bruce and getting someone else in is seen as a “faff” that isn’t needed.

It’s Craig Hope’s world and we’re just living in it.

It’s exactly the same when he tries to talk about form or results. There’s been times he’s got the result/outcome of OUR LAST FUCKING MATCH wrong.

He’s melting like a knob of his most favourite, creamiest butter. You fucking love to see it

Eleven.

Nice to see the picnic crew packed out in the home end are being treated to a Jeffrey appearance