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He was a total pervert. Might've toned it down in later years but he'd regularly go down the "what are you wearing?" route with women.

"Alan, worrit iz, reet, wot wa ganna dee, wa ganna gan doon London reet Alan - and wa ganna get some ghosts ta gan spook oot the Premya Leeg. But wot wa need, reet Alan, is ta get some ghosts and a kna ya proper inta ghosts an that. Are ya in, Alan, will ya help wa?"

His mam'll have taken him breakfast up. He'll have been fine.

He's fucking obsessed.

Loan him and should pigs fly and the takeover happens, let the new lot foot the bill if we want him permanently. Standard.

There's a Times article (behind a paywall so not read it fully) that's headlined on stewards taking cash at the turnstiles to let people in. Appalling, but it doesn't surprise me one bit. I know fans of ours who have got into away games without tickets by bribing stewards.

Are the rest of society still singing "drink all your beer" during "Don't take me home" or have they followed our lead and changed it to "sniff all your gear" too?

Was shouting for Maguire to do that as I honestly didn't think he'd be capable of owt else (fair play for putting it top corner) and again for Saka. Surely Donnarumma would've committed to either side regardless?

"Your home" says man whose location is given as London. I'm not condoning domestic violence, but pipe down with your bullshit suggestion it's only football fans who commit such offences and that you - as an Englishman or at least a resident of this fucking country - are above the issue.

He'll act like a twat, take a kicking then claim they're racist.

Dare I mention the fact Jones seemed to have a more prominent role tonight compared to Holland?

Was gagging for Saka to just hammer it down the middle with that penalty. Score to take it to sudden death - Donnarumma has to commit. We controlled it first half but didn’t react at all when they changed it in the second.

Managing this like pros. Not sure if Italy or a bog-standard PL side…

I presume you can get into Wembley Way without a ticket? Hindsight’s a wonderful thing, but it would’ve made sense to put it behind the perimeter fencing.

Cynical as fuck from the steward at 19 seconds. Amazed he wasn't booked.

So much pride.

Easier for the sniper in Club Wembley to get an aim in as he does his shitey little rolly poly

Today's dragging already!

Saw some lad marching round the Team Valley in it earlier, in what I’d guess was a XXXL at least. The number four didn’t seem that noticeable in person but the white strip for the buttons (which I did mention earlier) looks really, really shit

The Fun88 blue, man

The blurb on the club website says personalisation is only available in store with red numbers fwiw. The white strip on a black stripe where the buttons are looks so shit