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Told Keith Downie it'd be "just his luck" ffs. As ever, he's portraying his own ineptitude as just having bad luck. I fucking hate him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YA DAFT BUTTERY BASTARD

Just looking back and laughing, now. What a fucking moron. Thank fuck we have to put up with no more utter, utter shit like this.

It's what, 48 hours since some article did the rounds saying Chris fucking Wilder fancied a crack?

What this thread needs is some Angry Bob, obviously. https://www.facebook.com/gingercalandfriends/videos/264061118954195

We need to crowdfund him a lawnmower ffs.

We don't care about Ashley. He don't care about me. All we care about is NUFC.

I can’t fucking believe it. Already having a can of Wylam’s “Greyhounds Don’t Like Jazz” (a sour IPA). I’ve got some 10%+ stouts I was saving for #cans and I can’t fucking wait to open them.

Telling that the little montage they're running currently about what it'll mean features Barton, Lee, Lovenkrands and Emil but not Wraith. He said nothing at all of value.

What a fucking bellend he is. Basically touting Sky showing the Spurs game for them ffs.

Fucking Wraith. Fuck off.

He's 44 and retired on 2015. No thanks.

Aye, Emil was excellent.

Fucking dread to think how many tubs of Lurpak are currently sat in his Asda online basket like. He'll be draining the depots dry with his payout.

Presents on Heart FM, too. Think he has the drivetime slot.

One of the first for the boot according to Liam Kennedy

Just someone who knows what they’re doing and doesn’t bring two useless urchins in with them - namely a bald fella who just stands and claps encouragement and a man with a gormless facial expression akin to a pasta collage made by a child and who wears an earpiece like they work at a McDonald’s drive through

Our new overlords marching Stephen Roger Bruce like

Same here. We went on different trajectories. I was all up for it when I first touted it and he was reluctant, but as summer dragged on and we weren’t spending I began to have doubts. However he began to turn to the idea and was the one who convinced me.

Holla to all my fellow scabs. Me dad and I went into the season genuinely believing we’d have a definitive answer on this either way within 12 months so took a one-season punt. Not a chance we’d renew - or will renew - if Ashley was/is still owner in May. Gallowgate block M. Two cracking seats.

I’ll miss Money Mike. For the occasional lol, more than owt else.

Off you fuck, you abhorrent cunt.

The best thing ever would be Staveley inviting Hope in to personally show Buttery Steve the door following an in-person dismissal.

I don’t know what’s real any more.

A quick look at his Twitter feed also reveals he didn’t even watch the game today. He was watching the egg-chasing with his woke son.