Source: http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-sought-help-after-headbutting-hulls-david-meyler-9867692.html
Because I want to win I try headbutt people
Wait, what?
headline in the chronicle - "Newcastle United on brink of worst Premier League start EVER - but Peter Beardsley calls for calm"
Hilarious
"The world is going to end tomorrow by PM calls for calm"
But but... Why didnt we build on the success of 5th and start challenging for titles? Or is everyone now agreed that was a total fluke and under Pardew the best we can hope for is a relegation battle....
Erm, except the part where he is winning. He is getting way Way WAY more from the club than we are getting from him. Why the hell would he sell? SD are getting huge benefits for zero.