NSG

To be fair, one is embroidered and one is ironed on

Club doing their own font

No idea tbh. I’m not even sure if UEFA rules are over a 3 year period or a 1 year one. It may be Chelsea took advantage because they weren’t in Europe this year, and we could next year.

mate

Nowt stopping the club selling the training ground to Reuben then.

Fair play to Southgate. Only change I would have made was Branthwaite over Dunk.

Ornstein

No Grealish or Maguire

£70m Yeah lads let’s knock 30% off one of our most valuable assets just for the craic.

Club website has been tarted up www.newcastleunited.com

Wouldn’t put it past Arsenal.

Barca bound?

Sorry it was Dharmesh Sheth

Downie saying Roma and Atletico have come in for him.

there was toon-chat back in the day

Not sure under 10k a week will tempt him.

No idea on names but would imagine someone of the Ekiteke mould.

I think it’ll be £120m net including Hall, funded by the sale of Miggy and potentially Trippier/Wilson.

I think the lack of Tosin means that our striker search turns from being a decent wedge of outlay to being a loan with option/obligation instead. I can see us going: Kelly (free) Keeper (£30m) RW (£50m) CB (£50m) ST (loan with ob/op) Obviously all that is assuming Bruno and Isak don’t go, otherwise it’ll be far more transformational.

Well, only if you also had the £15m income for the subsequent four seasons as well

Absolutely gagging for the dopamine hit of a new signing. Roll on the euros to take my mind off it.